Well not all things can be bad, I suppose. Right now things just arnt going bad. I'm doing fine in school, nobodys ticking me off, and I'm in high spirits. Not to mention that I'm back in my stride in AP Calc, I'm working on a way to bring about the mother of the cheat in Life Skills (more details after she can't fail me!), and Ed's girlfriend died (metaphorically); so I'm back online. We have our first Quizbowl meet tomarrow, and hopefully we do well. Besides that I turn 18 soon and my Uncle is giving me a truck. This couple of weeks I hope to be dandy, if only to make up for the bads of last month. And finally, to boot, the Geek is finally being respected as a geek (only took four years).
Wank Masta Wack, The Geek
Ok since too many things piss me off, I'm going to make a list of my biggies.
1. Life Skills: Ok so I'm the boss of the Banking team. Mrs. P. has no idea what the... is going on in her class. Too many dumb people, trying to participate in a dumb class. Anyway I'm just trying to do a good job at a stupid game , and when somebody fs up their check book, and bounces a check they tell me i fucked up the accounts and I need to fix it so they didnt. Not to mention that I have so much accounting to do in that class; a year after I stopped taking accounting.
2.Gretta: So this is how it goes. My stupid mom left the gate in the back yard open then let the dogs out. Hours pass and then I'm just stinng down to read when I hear this noise, that sounds like a bird being strangled. I get up and go look, only to see my dog Gretta running around with something in its mouth. I get the dog to drop it, and go back inside. But its dark out and I still want to find out what the dog had. So I come back out with a flashlight, only to find what looked to be a small bear. After closer inspection, I found out it was my neighbor's dog. SHE ATE THE NEIGHBOR'S FUCKING DOG! Now my moms pissed at me because she had to put the dog down, and because I left the gate open....... SHE LEFT THE FUCKING GATE OPEN!Which brings me to my next topic.
3. Mom: First of all, wheres the list end. Second of all the whole dog/gate thing. Third of all shes painting the house and when she says go paint it for me I tell her to go Fuck herself. So she gets more pissed off and tells me to paint the house as punishment. So I say fuck that and leave. When I get home shes still pissed at me, but I just stopped caring so I go into my room and play music as load as I can, which makes her more pissed off. By the way the only reason I have music (that she hasent destroyed)is because my room has a door, pad, and vise lock on it.
4. Ryan Martin AKA High Ryan: This past summer, he found out where I live, and came to my house ...repeatedly... ( once he came over 3 times in one day to ask me if I would go to West Branch with him) that bastard. Now he thinks hes my friend and all I want to do when I see him is fucking stab him with the closest pointy object. But he still wont get the hint: Today I stabbed him in the hand, because he came over to me and put his arm around my shoulder; then he said "Hey dude I'm comming over later." Fucking A!
5. Ed's Girl Friend: Ok, well this is the third of three girl friends ed will ever have ( if you count the 14 year old he was dating when he was 21, holy fucking stachitory). Now the second one pissed me off but never in the way the third one has. Both of them have been putting ideas into Ed's head that I'm only using him for internet, which I am, but he doesn't need to know that. But the third one goes above and beyond that. Oh yes sir, she has a son. This makes it so one: I cant get to eds house to use the internet. Two: he wont talk to me beacuse she has his balls in a noose. And three: the only time ed isnt at home with her, hes at her house. I have no means to connect to the outside world.
6. Sit: It just keeps fucking around and not working.
Part two will come soon.
The Geek ( man you ppl calling me a nerd are pissing me off but thats next to come)
Well, another week, another set of trials convictions and failures. But don’t be alarmed, for I have some terrific news: I got to go to MTU (Michigan Technical University for all you n00b5 out there). The car ride was immensely long and, without the aide of Lewis Black, it could have been very boring. I’m pretty sure, when we first stopped to eat, that we were in Gaylord, but I’m not sure. Once there, and in a Burger King (I’m not making this next part up!) a guy in a Twinkie outfit walks in and starts talking to the manager. After he finishes, he strolls up to me and proclaims: “Hey I know you! Don’t you remember me?†I say know and hope that he will leave. Finally after 5 minutes of him insisting that I must know him, he pulls out his student I.D. I still didn’t know him, but apparently, he was that one male cheerleader from my freshman year. I still don’t know how he knew me; I never talked to the kid. Either way, he handed Justin and I both a Twinkie (which he grabbed from some “place†in his Twinkie suit) and went about on his way. Later on that night we finally get to our hotel room, about 9:30. Once we get in the room, Phil NEVER STOPS FARTING! It goes like that for 5 minutes when he says: “Omg, I think if I fart one more time I’m gonna shit myself!†So I tell him to go to the bathroom with it. Several bad sounds ensue, and when he comes out, he says he plugged the toilet. How the hell does someone plug a hotel bathroom toilet?! They were frickin made to eat chopped up body parts! But I digress. We got to Northern the next morning, and had a hullabaloo. Phil is learn things, Justin is learn things, I is see pretty colors. Following a day of that, we made it to Houghton, just in time for everything on MTU’s campus to close. One more night of a long enduring car ride and we made it home.
I got junk I got to get done for now. C ya all later!
The Geek
Well i suppose the big thing on everyones mind is: Homecomming and how it went..... Everyone that may or may not read this already knows how it went, so theres no sence in going into details. I'll just say that there was good parts and bad parts. And i better get my pic in the yearbook for the freakin 20 Lbs of Ty I put on for the stupid animal day, fricken Socia! Otherwise we won the game, against Beaverton (puts down head and shakes it slowly in shame), and nobody died at the dance (though many stoners inhaled much helium). I had fun. Hope everyone else did.
Oh btw! The most entertaining thing about HC was that after the game Ryan and I were comming home and when we got to the light the pretty reds and blues turnned on behind us. Ryan got pulled over. No ticket, but I think the thought of suicide would be more comprible then telling his mom he got one, before the cop let him off with a warning.
Anywho I'm missing stuff but I don't care.
Later Days
Alex
Dang its been awile! But there is good news and bad to attend to. Well if you've kept track, and im sure you haven't, I'm just over a month now with an absess in my tooth, and its still there (my mom is a bitch). I'm recieving a computer from Phil's mom (shes freekin awesome)! That means I can use my dsl like tomarrow WEE! And I asked and was shot down for home comming. These are to big events in my life as for now. I'll try to keep up now that I don't have to leach internet off of Ed. C ya all l8er.
This is 3.1415926535897932384626433832795 signing off
Hmmm... I suppose it has been some time since I wrote anything in here, and I guess now might be a good time to start again. The last couple of weeks... well they havent been bad in a sence of me losing sleep or social time or anything like that; they've just been exausting. I'm just experienceing a lack of will power to do things. And to top it off, it seems a person i know has a personal vendeta (or a bet) regarding my actions' and is trying to lead me down a path' that i dont want to travel.
The DnD thing today was kinda a blowout. I came, then ryan showed for like an hour, and left me with pat and the goblin.
Anyways, I know I'm leaving stuff out but I don't really have the will power to recall it at this moment.
Hasta Manana (at Jake's I hope)
The Geek
Well,............. I miss sleeping!
Here we've gone to school just two days and I've already gone and exausted myself. Perhaps its just too early to try and accept my rendering of self inposed sleeping hours. Hopefully after the 4 day weekend we will all be able to continue on as we have all other years and get on with our normal shedule.
Best wishes to everyone in the comming attractions and may we sleep like we've never slept before!
L8terz
One more for the record books; another year at Rosco High. ......it starts tomarrow...
I suppose at this point I'm only being redundant to what everyone already knows and has planned for. But Frackin A! Seniors Baby! But I hope I get to sleep in time to wake up for school.
Well not too much more tonight, thanks for the intel on the tooth problem, and I guess I'll probubly see most of you tomarrow.
Later Days!
Well i tried to write a long one of these and when i went to save it the thing logged me so it didn't save. So i'll just put up the highlights.
1. WTF Summers gone! (School starts next Tuesday)
2. Last summer day of DnD went fine Hopefully there will be more to come!
3. I've heard rumors that there are DnD events at Jacob's on Saturday and Kyle's on Sunday but I dont know anything for sure. (Someone please inform me Thanx)
4. I cant wait for school to start (looking forward to AP Calc and my aide possition in Algibra 2)And it happens on a Blue Day Hazzah!
5. One of my molars (17 for those who know) has to either be pulled and pegged, or get a root cannal and capped. Anyone out there with advice or experience in the situation who could lend me there know-how would be much appriciated! I'm still up in the air about what to do. Thank you very much!
Morning all! Not much to accrue on the social agenda, other than tomarrow is the last D&D sesion of the summer (hopefully we'll work out an arangement to have it continue into the school year); but if you know me, than you probubly already knew that. Anyways I finally got to my dentist today...... he told me he tooth that was hurting me has been dead for about 6 months....(and then he made a really icky analagy about how it was like a growing pimple under my tooth *shudders*). He told me i have 10 days to decide if I'm getting it pulled or having a root cannal. I'd rather not think about that tonight though.
Besides all that jazz, I completed my third portion of my bycicling trifecta; I rode to Houghton Lake and back in just under 3 hours! Hazah! Not too much else for me tonight. Stay safe, and don't drink and drive!
Laterz,
Nathaniel
All my friends have one of these diaries, so why not, I decided to join the club. Not too much else to talk about right now, accept that ever since i got back on thursday from my 4 day excursion, one of my molars has been hurting like hell. So if you have some novocaine or know a dentist who will work on sundays.........PLEASE let me know! Thanks. Besides all that, iI'll try to keep this up-to-date. C ya all around!