LITERACY?! What's all this nonsense? It seems that every time I come back to this place, I feel the need to boast about "how far I've come". Does it bother you? Well then fuck off and go read some one else's diary. Anyway, humpback whales are easily the ugliest whales that have ever graced the ocean. But they still manage to maintain an air of such majesty and grace. I don't even remember why I initially decided to write this. I believe that I had something to say, but it's gone by now. Oh well... It's nice to be able to just... relax. I've been out every day for the last two weeks, at least. Grundel is a very demanding friend. I like going out most nights, but I need to chill the fuck out every now and again. The reproductive process of herring is absolutely disgusting. It's just a sea of white off the shore... I'm watching the Discovery Channel presently, if you haven't discerned that already. And now Bryan is trying to get me to this party. I don't want to fucking go, I'm already tired and I have work at 8 in the god damned morning. Christ. Ugh. So I guess I'll leave you with that. I need to take my contacts out and get something to drink. Good night, SuchIsThis community. I hope that you find the diary of another more interesting than I to quell your insatiable boredom.