=== RED === 1. What's your favorite kind of apple? they have different kinds of apples? 2. Strawberry shortcake or strawberry ice cream? Strawberry shortcake 3. Stop signs - how many sides do they have [don't cheat]? 8 4. Have you ever been pulled over by a cop? Nope 5. Do you run stop lights? Nope ====== ORANGE ====== 1. Orange juice or orange smoothie? Orange JuIcE 2. Do you like Orange Julius? Yumm 3. Make up a word that rhymes with orange and define it: nothing rhymes with orange silly 4. What was the name of the orangish Care Bear? umm... sunny bear? 5. Do you like orange marmalade? no ====== YELLOW ====== 1. Do you prefer sunny days or rainy days? rainy 2. Do you like lemon cake or lemon meringue pie more? Lemon Cake 3. Do you run yellow lights? Grrr! 4. What's your favorite yellowish flower? Tulips…oh yes yes Tulips! 5. Do you like yellow or pink lemonade more? yellow ===== GREEN ===== 1. What's your favorite green plant/shrub/tree? You know…those um green shrubby tree things 2. What does green make you think of? Peace 3. Do you turn green when you're nauseous? Not really 4. Why aren't there any green mammals? i dont know 5. What's more nauseating - lime green or olive green? none ==== BLUE ==== 1. Do you like blues music? not bad 2. Does the color blue make you sad?no 3. Why is the sky blue? i have no idea 5. Are bluebirds and bluejays the same thing? they could be ====== PURPLE ====== 1. Is Tinky Winky your favorite Teletubby? oh no 2. Why do so many old people wear purple? no 3. Do you know a guy who wears purple or pinkish purple? no 4. Have you or anyone you know ever had purple hair? oh yes 5. Why is Prince so obsessed with all that is purple? i dont know -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Childhood weirdness Did you spend your childhood time with mostly real or imaginary friends? Real Ones. Did people consider you an odd child? yea Do you have memories that go back to when you were only a few months old? no Do you remember any thoughts you had when you where very young? Of course. If you answered "intricate", give an example of one of those thoughts: Haha…but they weren’t intricate. Were you dreams very vivid as a child? sure... i dont know... What is the strangest memory you have from early childhood? No comment. Were you a child prodigy or did you display any gifts at a young age? im an amazing gymnast What was the most "grown-up" thing you ever said as a child? Oh goodness…too many things. What were your favoite TV shows in early childhood? full house? Were you afraid of monsters? Still am. Did you believe that fictional characters were real? They are though… Were you more quiet and artistic or loud and physical? looooud Issues and US Stuff Do you eat meat? red... no... chicken.. yes If you do, what is your justification for it? its good If you could legalize 3 things in the US, what would they be? Gay Marriage, Abortion, Stem Cell Research. Do you belive in the death penalty? no no no If you had a choice, which country would you have chosen to be born into? ...i love where i was born Describe your feelings about marijuana legalization: ehh... i dont know... its sorta like prohibition... cause so many kids do it... just legalize... What about gay marriage? All for it. Red, White and Blue is a ghastly color combination, right? i like it bitch What television news coverage do you detest the most? CNN What will you do if Bush is re-elected? he is.. and i dont know Which state do you think will drop off into the ocean first? whhhhat? Who do you consider "American Heros"? def. not bushy pants Completely Obtuse And Silly Questions Have you ever taken something apart just to see how it worked? Yahhh. Do you ever yell at the television while you are alone? Totally. Name a few things (if any) that you bought on Ebay recently: cdsss Are the Muppets sinister? Gosh No. Do you watch the Science Channel (Discovery) on a regular basis? Not on a regular basis. Ever gotten into an "in person" argument with a total stranger? nope Sugar or Honey? sugaaaaar How many e-mails do you recieve a day? like 2 Do you think that time travel is a possibility? no San Francisco or New York City? NYC BITCH Are you slightly addicted to online tests and surveys? Ha..slightly? yes. Close your eyes and type the first random image that pops into your head: patrick... odd huh? If you could choose a time period in which to live, which would it be?5o's Emotions And Such Have you attempted suicide more than once? yea Cutting? yea Do you get violent when you are angry? No. Which emotion are you most consumed by? saddd Are you highly emotive? yea Do you discuss problems or keep them to yourself? Discuss ‘em. Do you fall in love easily? Not anymore. What age/year was the most difficult for you? i dont know... How do you channel your anger/sadness? bf4L List a few simple things that make you happy: patricks singing... haha When were you most recently your happiest? belting out tunnnnes with p Friends Describe your best friend as if you were describing a character from a film: hes amazing... first of all hes the hottest person in the whole world... but hes also the sweetest... hes the best person ever... and my bff Do you have friends that are drastically different from each other? Yes. Yes. Yes. List a few key traits that all of your friends have in common: funness Have you ever been betrayed by a close friend? Can’t play like that. If yes, are you still friends with that person? Doesn’t apply now does it? Are your friends mostly your age, younger or older?: Mostly my age. Few older, few younger Family Are you close to your family? Very. What traits are you glad you inherited from them? my hair bitches Which traits are you pissed off you inherited from them? my feet What sitcom does your family most remind you of? ummm... 7th heaven Does your family live locally or far away? both Have you ever stopped speaking to someone in your family? Nope Have either of your parents died? no Is your family very much like you or are you opposites? In between. How many siblings do you have? too many Has your family ever thrown food at each other? oh my yes Are the holidays a nightmare or a time of joy? both Do you look like your parents? sorta List one interesting fact about your family: They’re mine. =] Lovers Gay, Straight, Bi-sexual or no idea? straight Ever gone out with someone you were embarrassed to be seen with? Nope. Ever broken someone?s heart? For them to know. How many serious relationships have you had? zip Do you believe in monogamy?: I'll tell you when I know what it means.. Have you ever lusted obsessively over someone you knew you couldn't have? yes Do you believe in the theory of soulmates? yea Ever cheated? Why does everyone ask this? Been cheated on? Look above. Most important emotional quality of a lover? Ability to comfort others without being unrealistic. Would You Rather... Eat a steak or a whole tube of toothpaste? Steak. Be covered in papercuts or cigarette burns? OUCH!!! p.c. Be percieved as intelligent or street-smart (but not both)? Street Smart [since I’m not] Eat a bottle cap or a spider the size of a bottle cap?: Bottle Cap Be ruled exclusively by your heart or your mind? Heart. Have the power to read minds or make anyone fall in love with you? Make anyone fall in love with me Chew shards of broken glass or sit on a lighted barbeque grill? ahhh Be able to fly or be able to render yourself invisible? Invisible. I can already fly. Have questionable integrity or no sense of humor? No sense of humor. Granted the answers to any 3 questions or ability to resurrect one person? one person Final Questions Ever had a great song ruined for you after it was used in a commercial? yes yes yes Ever yelled at an SUV? a sport utility vehicle? nooo If you could turn back time and change one thing, what would it be? i dont know Bambi or Nemo? Nemo How long have you been on xanga? not on xanga slut Do you find it to be a fulfilling experience? what?