depression

Listening to: pizza hut commercial
Feeling: fat
I'm fat! Okay then, now that we have thoughly established that, I think I can continue with my entry! Well, I was reading this old note that I wrote to Kimberly a kinda almost long time ago and I was being all pathetic and depressed! OHHHHHHHH! gUESS WHAT!.... I kan touch my eye ball! Anyway, and she wrote this, "he's not 2 good for you-you're to good for him" thing. And I got all emotional, but I did get over it, and after that i read this note where kimberly asked me to tell he a joke and I just started cursing him out! I'm sooooooo weird! There was this retarded joke that I wrote and it said, me:Why did the donkey shave his butt? kim: to get to the other side me:no kim:yes me:no, so that he could see his ass! kim:(murmured)My answer was better! and then I read her joke: kim: What did the snail order in the resturaunt? me:foo-snail-poo kim:almost...the poo-poo platter, but with out salt of course! and then it was my turn again: me:how did the snail cross the ocean? kim:he drank Red Bull and got wings, but then he lost them and died and shrieved up like a peenut cuz he felled into de ocean! me:no kim:yes me:no, he rode on a snail boat! kim:okay then
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hahaha x3 y'all and youre jokes.. and hey!!! yes that was me not an actual cat LOL holla back!

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