So this past weekend I went with Karina to her homecoming dance. Great fun. We went to eat at Texas Roadhouse....that steak place. And we played with her hand-held Twenty Questions game. I kept winning because I am so cool. My first item was a CACTUS. It asks things like: Game: "Can you paly with it?" My response: "Yes, If you really wanted to you could. Or you could give it to small stupid children and tell them to play catch." Game: "Do you need specific knowledge to use it?" My response: "No, You learn it's painful after a few minutes." So I was very specific and won a whole bunch. Later we went to the hotel and Karina and I got our own room. Way sweet. We even got free Chedder Chex Mix and a bottle of water. We flipped through my yearbook adn found hot people first. Then when we were done with that we started to get ready for the dance. We looked freaking sweet under the lights in the bathroom. My eyes even glowed a silver gray. So we decided to take some cheesy mirror pictures. We even added stupid poses, close ups, and "surprised hand over the mouth" faces. I had figured Karina would forget hose, so I brought some for her, and she was surprised and amazed that I thought of it. We didn't have any pockets so we had to shove our money and such down our tops. When we got to the dance we had to wait in line for forever and a day. Yeah, a REALLY long time. This one guy was worshiping my outfit and found me to be so attractive that he was speechless. I thought it was funny. Several other people loved my outfit and took the time to elaborate on it. Later we met this one girl whom I staqrted to suspect to be at least bi because of how much she loved my appearance. Everytime I saw her that evening she continued to talk about it. Karina introduced me to every friend of hers she saw. I finally got to meet Stevo. Very very attractive. VERY. He tried to teach me to dance a few times. And he was like "Just act like you're really hot. Because you are!" He smelled absolutely fabulous and I was at the perfect height to smell him. However, we were around the same height adn I was wearing platforms so I was taller than him, and I felt really bad about it. Unfortunately, because of my shoes and lack of rythym, I couldn't dance at all. He really tried to teach me twice, but I suck at life and couldn't dance. I was hoping he'd slow dance with me, but he didn't ask. Rawr. He has the crazy ability to walk to the far commons and then appear behind me within the next minute. Kinda freaky. And he kept walking by me and poking me or grabbing my arm. I can't believe I just typed that much about him. Oh, he's also Oscar's twin. Except, he's shorter and more narrow in all aspects, where areas Oscar is more rounded. And he acted just like he did. That was crazy freaky. We went into the far commons to sit down and cool off. We actually had to BUY drinks. LAMExCORE. But our money got all moist and flimsy due to persperation, which wasn't cool. Hahaa. Nice joke, eh? And we sat and talked to some people from her school. And a pair of twins started to argue and slam tables into each other. Good times. Towards the end of the dance, I stole the Death Card with Karina's help. It was on the table in fron tof a lot of adults. So I played with the cards and set that one to the side. Then Karina set her camera down and picked the card up with it when she grabbed the camera before we ran off. We thought she lost my little sheer sleeves. We started looking around and then Karina saw something on the ground. We went over to it and we thought it was hose. But I asked if she was sure, so she grabbed it and it was the sleeves thing. Hurrizzah. At the very end, the guy that was worshiping me and the girl that was obsessed with my appearance talked to me again. The guy had to give me a hug. I couldn't find Stevo to get one final hug. Rawr. WE stopped at Sheetz on the way back to the hotel because Karina and I were hungry, so we sat around and at those after getting out of those outfits. The next morning, midday really, we ordered pizzas and watched Sleepy Hollow. We went to the Chesterfield mall to see if they had the shoes I wanted. But they did not. Tragic. We got some five dollar milkshakes and went home so I could do my Driver's Ed homework. Of course, BahBah and I didn't feel like it so, we just signed it and left it like that. Hahaa. So Long and Good Night.