Odd is our god, so keep it uneven. Our talents imbalanced is all we believe in.

So I have to turn my computer in tomorrow. I really don't want to. I think they'll have to pry it from my cold, dead fingers. Kenneth copied his PhotoShop for me. I haven't tried it yet. I do hope it works. I've even saved all of my brushes over so I will have those. I don't know what I'll do in study hall tomorrow. Maybe I'll work on making hari plugs. I suppose I should make better use of my last bits of time with this laptop.

You like what you're hearing, so take off one earring. You like what we say, so do it our way.

This heat is killer. I think I'm going to have to ::a:: buy more shorts or ::b:: wear mmore skirts. I'm thinking the latter of the two will be far more wise. I suppose I'll have to go buy more thigh high hose then. Maybe I can find some vintage ones with garter belts at thrift stores this weekend. That would be pretty sweet. Vintage heels and fun corsets would be nice as well. Maybe I can also find things to add pinstripes and lace to. I do love lace.

If your brand of fashion is lacking in passion, what you could achieve by removing one sleeve.

My mother asked me the direct question. Damn it. I couldn't escape. There was no avoiding it. Now she knows I have my license. She is going to constantly be bugging me to drive us to places in an attempt to reunite with me. She fucking lost her chance. Second chances are rare for me so she's not getting one. Betch. Yeah. I said she's a fat betch because she won't let me borrow that top. Betch.

The same goes for hair so sit down in that chair; let one of your eyes hide and cut only one side.

The bottom line is: I will no longer be online at all hours of the day. I will only be online when I am downstairs. If I am, I might be playing the Sims 2 and then wouldn't really be online. Lo siento, mi amors.

Nature is boring it has to be battled; these cages for storing us have to be rattled.

 Note::: To those that did not realize that mother does not have a top that I wish to borrow, you are dumbasses. That is all.

So delete all the twos from the language you use, and join our new movement of social improvement.