See my vest, see my vest,
Made from real gorilla chest.
Feel this sweater, there's no better
Than authentic Irish Setter.
See this hat, 'twas my cat.
My evening wear, vampire bat.
These white slippers are albino
African endangered rhino.
Grizzly bear underwear,
Turtle necks I've got my share.
Beret of poodle on my noodle it shall rest
Try my red robin suit,
It comes one breast or two...
See my vest, See my vest, See my vest.
Like my loafers, former gophers,
It was that or skin my chauffeurs

Wah! I'm oh so very bored. Today was dull. This weekend was dull. I still have nothing to do. I've almost finished my second background of the day. I suppose I'll be making dinner again this evening. Though BahBah or Erik might seeing as I don't like quiche. What-ev. What-ev. Good day for now.

Gazette owns your soul.

How did this happen? How did I get so much food beside my bed? I now have Peeps, a brownie, a cookie, crushed pretzels, and some Melt Away Mints. The remains of many meals lie there. I wonder how many it truly is.

This girl hates me. Apparently she doesn't like the way I think.

This boy is in love with me. He doesn't even know me.

Every wish I make is to have this other boy back.