Special thanks goes out to Calling all cars for this is a song she wrote: i met a really sweet guy today he was such a gentleman, he wouldn't even let me pay but i had a little secret i forgot to mention i sure hope this doesn't cause a lot of tension but i have something that i really need to say you may not want to hear it, but you should listen anyway i like your sister i really really really wanna kiss her i think she's really fine i just hope you don't mind cuz i like your sister i really really really really dig her i hope she likes me to but if not, i guess you'll do now don't get me wrong, you're a really great guy but i think i'm gonna give girls a try i had a really great time on our date but where are your manners, introduce me to your sister, kate. i hope you don't take this the wrong way but if it doesn't work out, i promise i'll call, okay? i like your sister i really really really wanna kiss her i think she's really fly is she a lez, or is she just bi? you don't know? that's cool too do i still get that second date with you? thanks for introducing us, i appreciate it no hard feelings, i know you hate this you've really been super about this really understanding about my feelings for your sis i feel like i can tell you anything hey, maybe you could help me pick out a ring? cuz i like your sister i really really really wanna kiss her she even understands why i picked you as my best man cuz i like your sister and i really think our love is true and i owe it all to you