I completed The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess.
I got the game a week ago and there are 45 hours on my play log. I got every single bottle, sword technique, and (most) heart pieces. I'm still missing 39 Poe Ghosts. I've barely touched the mini-games, the fishing, and the golden bugs. But I'm hardly a completest.
I'm also writing a 2-minute speech. It's a story about Kimberly ("Little Kimmy") and how she can't wait for Softball season to start. But when she walks by the field where her team practices and plays one day after school, she sees the bulldozer as it tears down the backstop. With tears in her eyes, she looks up to find a sign that reads: "Coming Soon: Wal Mart."
Thanks, 67.170.131.190!
You suck!