So I got promoted to a full-time position as an Assembler at Lowe's. I have my own lair in the back of Receiving, past where all the overstock appliances are stored, with all of my tools and everything. I'll still be working out on the sales floor occasionally, but my main responsibility is assembly. Today I was asked to fix the blind cutter. Easy-peasy. I could have used a 90-degree L-Bracket, but we didn't have any that were small enough. We do, however, have access to all the raw materials in the store. Do you know how friggin' awesome that is? How that makes all these years of using inferior supplies to fix shit around the house an easily forgotten memory? So awesome.