Listening to: Pantera (like always)
Feeling: irreverent
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Mycoxaflopin
I love the way it rubs against my soft pink flesh
and creates a foamy liquid
as it thrusts in and out up and down
I can't wait for the next time
I love my toothbrush
what the hell does irked mean eh? oh well i like saying it lol
* if you ever get the fucking chance to buy shower gel... buy the bath and body works mango orange or some shit... its FUCKIN awsome like all hell! YEA AND ITS ORANGE TOO!
Oh yea so don't eat gummi worms! they can eat your insides! they are real i tell you!!!
Oh yea so i went to this "get together" if you will and this girl kristen was messed up off her ass with a couple guys and she was telling them i should get messed up so she could fuck me... lol... i wa slike no no none of that! EW... ill save my lesbianess for one person and thats you! JK lol im not a lesbian i swear ahhhh ill shut up now!
Hey Jane---let me holler at you girl! she really thinks im a lesbian i told her b/c shes all like "god is the best and i'd never talk to a lesbian its against my religion and its going against the bible" so i was like hey can i Holler at you? lol i was flirting with her till she was like i can't talk to you and then i was like DUDE you know i have a bf... she was like damn i forgot! lol funny shit! IM AM STRAIGHT!!! I love boys!
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