Entry The 3rd: Dogs

It's late, I'm tired, but I don't wanna go to my bed... Even though it is a sexy bed. I think I will just go to bed, 1 o'clock in the morning, I'm wiped, working in the garden today. Yesterday I broke the edge cutter thing, today I broke the rake... My mam is pretty pissed off... Totally, I have like... three fully grown German Shepards, two dogs, one bitch, and Jesus, one of the dogs (Blade, the offspring of the first two) ate my fucking glove... I work in gloves, my Obsessive Compulsive Disorder leads to me going nuts if I get my hands dirty, so I wear plastic gloves, went over to my dogs run, and he bit it, and snapped a bit off and ate it, damn dog bastard. Ugh, my hair is getting too long, when I take my hat off I looke like Wolverine from those X-Men films. My dad keeps feeding me curry, all very well and good, but they are starting to make me sick, I've been throwing up in my mouth for the last three days. Apart from my curry, I just ate rolls today, dry ones... I love them. Also, tonight I love the TV, BBC 3 has played that Sex Pistols song, EMI, and Green Days She... I love them... !!AND IN THIS UPDATE, TEENAGE KICKS IS CURRENTELY PLAYING, the sexy Undertones version, not the shit, gay Busted version, which, since Busted is shit and gay, is a shit and gay cover...!! They haven't played a Clash song though... shame. I'll go watch the crap fest Die Another Day, it has a clash song. Argh, things with the parentals have been... Okay... won't last though, my Granny is coming down for the weekend, her and I don't get on that well, so there will be a few arguments no doubt... heh heh, I'll report back on how that goes. Apparentely there is a new "Punk Shop" in Aberdeen, hmm... I mean, some stuff from Punk Shops is cool, like my "bullet-belt" and some of my wrist bands (love my tartan one, and my broken one with the padlock, my tartain chain/tie and bandannas) But for the other stuff, I like to customise, y'know... I suppose I could buy some stuff from the shop, and then Dougify it... which will make it more sexiful... Gotta check out Plan 9 tomorrow, see what blades they got in stock, hope they have the machete back in... Also, Forbidden Planet, and I hope they have these models I want in stock, I fucking love them... There are a lotta hot quines in Forbidden Planet actually, and I know they share similar interest... I really want to meet one who's a horror fan, and likes old punk like Sex Pistols, give us something in common... Hmmm... Lots of pointless emotions people. -Dougs. Btw. Its now the first of April, and I was right... Mother is going fucking nuts since my Granny is coming down... Bitch. Sick of her... -Dougs.
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cool diary. greenday is awesome.
what a creative name hah
..i just hope you don't really eat pandas alive...hmm..
**fiona
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