So I guess it's time for my annual entry. I just don't have it in me to maintain a diary of this sort - not enough happens in my life to actually write down.

So I'm finished Uni now, graduating officially in about a month. Looking forward to that, so I can put the whole mess behind me. I'm starting a short journalism course after I'm done - Dougie wants to be in the newspapers.

I was on TV the other day, very exciting. For about three seconds, I'm on screen standing next to Karen Gillan (Amy Pond from Doctor Who) looking bewildered. Then I turn around and wander off, still looking confused. Good stuff, I'm famous now. Autographs are £15.

Before that, I was on the radio. Ranting about pregnant woman who continue smoking - I'm taking the British media by storm. I will be a celebrity, I swear it.