Free Pimp Count!

by heifer
For the record....that is me in the left corner. Aren't I sexy?? Damn straight that's a yes. ;) and because I love you I made a new entry! Feel loved damnit! ANNOUNCEMENT! fadedxdreams and myself are having a double wedding! you all are invited. I'm marrying Conor Oberst and she is marrying Adam Lazarra!
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[ohdetritus]
[Anonymous]
"get a sense of humor" ? ... ok, i def. do have a sense of humor wtf are you talking about?
[Anonymous]
WHAT?!
[Anonymous]
who is this
[Anonymous]
Thanks
[Anonymous]
No. What?
you said dude to me
[Anonymous]
uh last time i checked i had one.

[Anonymous]
youre so dumb.. prob. doing that to get comments
[Anonymous]
yur wicked hott!
[Anonymous]
lol. nice
[Anonymous]
Right...
You say that to a lot of people.
Indeed.
You're very pretty.
Maybe you need a sense of humour as well?
im feelin itXP
What word would that be?
[Anonymous]
what do u mean teh great gatsby?
You're stupid
yea
???
Damn, you caught me!
But I'm sure I have more socks on then you.
It's good to know you'll be back. I'll be waiting. [ hah ]
I'm back darling!
hey you!
[Anonymous]
ok, listen bitch i dno wtf ur talking about and i dont know where u get away w/ it thinking that u "know" me so stfu :)
[Anonymous]
A sense of humor? How do you want me to do that. Whats your problem? *Stares.* Huh? *Eyes widen* Oh my god! *Gasp* Its...ON YOU! GET IT OFF! QUICK!*Points* GET IT GET IT! *Jumps up and down*
hi im paul
[Anonymous]
O_O well sexy! I want I want!
CHEETOS! OMFG! I haven't thought about Cheetos for about 9 years! XD!!!!!!!
ha funny thats cool
yea i am!! are you???!?! ooh, btw, you're a hottie! ;) haha
[Anonymous]
lol YES!
noooooooo not josh graves, this is my josh. josh rabeneau! who is this? me and josh have been together on and off since last march. if you want to read about our drama, its all in here. haha! but yeah, i spit on justines josh! hehe it was beautiful! in my opinion cuz i hate that kid. and im the best friend so he needed it!

~katie~
awesome. thanks.

[letterstoyou]
[Anonymous]
lol thats nice :-) mi throat hurts from coughing!

-kristina-
[Anonymous]
you are most def. bangin'.
.congrats.
damn your weird ..
[Anonymous]
hells yea you're sexy lol. I don't really know you but YEA! That is a good song... umm have a nice weekend.
yea good bands... and u are a very sexy 63 three yearold man/girl... lol
wtfs on ur bird you uggly mutha fucka?? i aint got no sense of humor?? who invited ur cow nipple ass to read my diary inda first place?? calm the fuck down cuz juss so u kno... ur ass aint funny!! ur juss stupid!!! tellin me to get a sence o humor?? shyyyt fuck it im atchu if u leave anything in my shyt again... imma embarrass the hell outta you you goat raping bitch!!!

>:O stevieO:<
uh oh :o...no not that at all...

of course it is :))))

i love bright eyes so much
nice pic ;-) lmao


x3*mEgAn
YOUR WELCOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO yeaaaaaa.
haha well i knew u werent 63, for some gay reason...but haha yea
what have u been up to?
[Anonymous]
ur crazy, why would you comment on my diary with that. it's not cool
pretty awesome
yeah well sometimes you can be a little annoying thats all... just calm down a little, youre like those people that never learned about personal space but only on the computer.

yea then punching 'em in the balls, even tho they might've not directly pissed u off...
u think not about what?
[Anonymous]

of course Conor the love of my life along with Adam Lazarra of Taking Back sunday :)))
yeahhh!!! i love yew too :DD haha


x3*mEgAn
yeah of course everyone wants attention or they wouldnt be here or they would have a private diary, but it is still an annoyance issue, i mean you can leave any comment you want on my diary and it doesnt really bother me, but other people will get annoyed, so if you were wondering to me why everyone gets all freaked out and annoyed by your comments, that is why...its the online equivalent of standing too close when you talk to someone or reading
over someones shoulder, its not physically harming in any way, but its just uhh well, annoying.
no you dont annoy me in the least, but i can see how other people would be annoyed, lots of people just arent up to it you know? be me, im up for anything or anyone so its cool.

ohh yess! :)
i have a brilliant idea!!!
ill marry Adam you can marry Conor
we shall have a double wedding!! :DDD tehehe

x3*
why thank you. what is keen? I am a bit slow...
well, youre definitly different and i admire that so no worries.
Umm...huh?


m/
omg yea. all the time.
[Anonymous]
Aren't Cheetos so much fun?! :) I like your sd.

The result of a backseat romance
-Ellie
you too, try not to get cyber punched in the nose or anything...

i want to come to the wedding and sleep with your new husband!!!
yea dude. my sisters always get me soo annoyed that i not only jump on them i tackle then to the ground! ehhh icant stand them
[Anonymous]
...?
[Anonymous]
You're very much welcome! :)

♥, Ellie

The result of a backseat romance
yum, okay ill be there.
;-)
you left acomment and i dont get it
pimpin' really AIN'T easy.
and helllooooo, you are "teh sex",i like your jean shirt. it's goes well with the 1920s paper boy hat

also, i DO feel special that you updated... it shows you care :)
Are you fat or something?! why else would your diary name be heifer?! And if so.. do you wish you had that body in ther ed bathing suit?! Are you negro?! B/c white ppl dont sya "watch yo back" I can see mine.. you prolly got rolls blocking your view... just a thought.. :)
BETHANY
[Anonymous]
You type;

& hearts ;

(But without the spaces)

♥, Ellie
Thanks! =)

Can I come to your wedding? I've been in a really big wedding mood recently and I want to wear a big fancy hat.

So can I come? =)
haha thanks. yea i really need it. my sisters r gettin strong enough to knock me down alone. lol
[Anonymous]
HI HI HI!
[Anonymous]
Ok, I admit it, I do need a sense of humour. But my life hasn't been so great so I'll pick one up next time I feel like going out to the shops.
sorry. i'm slow... watch your back????
Nice one =)

Is there a dress code?


i called Adam everything is wonderful!!
did you get at Conor yet?
this is going to be the best wedding ever and we can invite all our friends ;-)ill make an announcement also :DDD

♥ MeGaN
what school do you go to?
[Anonymous]
Could I be a sixties ho'?

Is that allowed?
I've been doing pretty much the same.. just not on here... people take everything so seriously. And I will be coming to this double wedding.. but i will not be there for the other girl for she is marrying the man i love..haha carry on
[Anonymous]
Yay! It worked!

♥, Ellie

The result of a backseat romance
Well, you know my first name what's yours?
[Anonymous]
Do you go out w/ kyle??????
[Anonymous]
haha well isnt that just pure sexyness?
[Anonymous]
Yay =)

So I've got to come as a sixties ho', but a sixties ho' wearing a hat, cause you've just got wear hats at weddings.

=D
I go to Middletown.
[Anonymous]
lol alright.
AHHHH i need a hint!
[Anonymous]
just wondering what your PROBLEM was, is all... so sorry I offended you heifer.
[Anonymous]
Thanks.
[Anonymous]
haha
I gata say.. your a pretty hot chick for a 63 year old man :)
[Anonymous]
i just saw u n fadedxdreams on the active users. how do u make hearts?

gtg soon...
HAHAHAAAAAAAAA all that for nothing.
[Anonymous]
OMF-INGGOD, you are so hott!!! X 10!
Let's have a triple wedding and I can marry Billy Talent... oh yeah! Loves
Hehe, should be a good wedding =D

Are your husbands-to-be going to be pimped up too? =P
lol.... alrighty then.
Heh heh. Indeed.
[Anonymous]
kool thanx gtg
hahahaha
Yep that would be me in the picure.
[Anonymous]
=D Sounds good!

What are you wearing? =P
Psycholdelic?
Psychodelic**
Oh geeb-us.. youve gone blind!
[Anonymous]
I will
=D

It's going to be a colourful wedding then.
pick me up im fallin
lmao!
oh man!
[Anonymous]
What, the friend you're having a double wedding with?
Hehe =)

It's all good.
Well try not to look at anymore ugly young ladies.. it helps. haha
[Anonymous]
Just a thought, whose idea was this?
why thank you :P lol sexah picture btw ;] haha
[Anonymous]
dont tell lies.. youll go mute! lmao
[Anonymous]
Hehe, fair enough =)
wutd u say that for? k well thanx!
Thank you. Conor Oberst and Adam Lazarra are very hot. But if I were locked in a room, I wish Jesse Lacey was there.
well then.. dont lie or your toung will fall out!
[Anonymous]
awwww thanks! i love you too! haha
kepp the commetns coming! :P
Ah thanks man I love you too. ♥
[Anonymous]
Thank you for the heart.

Congrats on your wedding, when is it to take place?
not a problem darling ;] btw i wouldn't miss the wedding for anything in the world :] lol
[Anonymous]
y do u love me? sry, i'm just curious....*raises eyebrow*
dont worry one little bit, if you're marriage there doesn't work out consider me a backup deal? hehe
haha. you love me..? i don't know why..? but anyways i love you too :]
[Anonymous]
no
i know matt oberst, he's my teacher :)
[Anonymous]
i mean that yourmothr kidd was me
YOU FOUND A CHEETO THAT LOOKS LIKE A PERSON. THAT IS AWSOME
[Anonymous]
of course i am! and guess what im bringing THE most fantastic wedding present ever, you're gonna love me even more after you see it!! be prepared!
i know matt oberst, he's my teacher :)
[Anonymous]
your really mute?
w0w
[Anonymous]
fuck yeah our christmas tree fuckin' fell over!
[Anonymous]
i'm a goober, isn't that from Opus, that comic?
[Anonymous]
:P
Hey! Thanks for the loving! How did u make that spiffy heart?
yay!

♥
[Anonymous]
yeah i got a heart too i think is ASCII, like §§§╚Ä
[Anonymous]
haha yeah it was funy when it happened and goober is from Opus i'm pretty sure. Matt Oberst is awesome.
[Anonymous]
LMAO
Oh man.. i was about to feel bad for bringin it up
[Anonymous]
oo btw i think i forgot to tell you how sexy you are! i mean you are the epitome of hottness, how do you not have male models throwing themselves at you while you walk down the street?!
well thank you i feel loved :]
[Anonymous]
yes! that's the comic! Demented penguin! Beach! by Berkley Breathed i love that comic
[Anonymous]
yes! that's the comic! Demented penguin! Beach! by Berkley Breathed i love that comic
[Anonymous]
thats good or else youd be crushed like peanut butter!
hehe yes we're totally having an affair, won't your man be jealous! hahah
of course =) lol i hope this guy is good enough for you my dear :) hehe
[Anonymous]
haha you should read more Opus it's wierd political humour and all this other stuff check out today paper, there is a good one in there.
[Anonymous]
I'm sure I love you too.
damn you are sexy lol
[Anonymous]
well hopefully you can find it.
[Anonymous]
but that just makes it all the less fun! pooey
I LOVE YOU you sex kitten! loll
mmyes.
[Anonymous]
loved by a stranger huh? crazyyyyy

[paul]
[Anonymous]
lol i suppose i love u too! thanks for the comment!
there ya go! now that you have an idea of where it is, the hunt begins! my god that hat looks dead sexy on you :)
[Anonymous]
oo i look forward to that! we could meet up on a yacht, just cuz that sounds so fun hehehe
why do u love me again?!?!?!

*Han~naH*xo
[Anonymous]
ok then lets do it on a zeppelin!! even more fun! muahaha
My job is also secret, so secret I don't even know what it is!!!! ah that line is so overused *shakes head wistfully*
[Anonymous]
b there or b square *
[Anonymous]
haha see i told you the Opus ones are good! goober! :)
[Anonymous]
*sniff* i tihnk i yam being used.....i tihnk i'll go wrok at home depot now....FUCK! my poster fell down NOOO! why does everything fall down today!!!?!?
[Anonymous]
oh ok! :) Well its nice to be loved, I guess I love you to! :*

*Han~naH*xo
[Anonymous]
ggg g - unit wats up heifa - greg
[Anonymous]
Thanks hunz your a sweetie!
of course its me wat up - greg
[Anonymous]
Greg a.k.a geebrew a.k.a. moss84
[Anonymous]
*HORAY!*
REVELUTION!! we are french, no? zey are ahways hahving dese revulutions
[Anonymous]
its been goin all rite in cali-fornia but how r u...u pimpin it in wherever ur from
[Anonymous]
But i don't know what i did before we had our revelutions. but we could go jump the guys at UPS they always deliver late! DAMN THEM! let's go ski masks on!
[Anonymous]
wow heif of course were cool i just added u notin but love okay..member once a friend always a freind
[Anonymous]
Oh yes ski masks are a must! it's just not the same without the ski masks. We need to shoot for authenticity and we'll make the history books!
[Anonymous]
What do you mean "aw sweetie I love you"

Amber
Ummm Thankz I Love U 2 LoL

Over And Out,
-Candice Jean
u a good woman u make a man happy one day or maybe u already have....??? that is the question do u have a answer
[Anonymous]
Get a band of hardened hijakers and hijack as many brown trucks as we can! we shall slow them down and burn them to the ground!
[Anonymous]
im not playin u hu wat cha thinkin!!!....???
[Anonymous]
yeah i know it'sa good idea but we must implement it now! i know! we can get employees of DLI or whatever that complany is called with all the yellow trucks and they can help us since they hate Brown!
[Anonymous]
ummm, I love you too?
Great i'll call my freind Samir Nagheenanajar i'm sure he can help us out. MWAHAH brown is going down!!!
[Anonymous]
that came out of nowhere? why is it that you love me again?
but how r u hey wat state do u live in
[Anonymous]
MWAUAH! yeah they'll be like wtf? when they see the christmas trees and we'll be like suprise MFERS! and then we hijack and steal all the carjo! and this will be the greatest hijacking in history!
[Anonymous]
Okay love you too:)

Amber
yes, yes i do like them, and yes yes that is them on my shirt
MWAUAH! yeah they'll be like wtf? when they see the christmas trees and we'll be like suprise MFERS! and then we hijack and steal all the carjo! and this will be the greatest hijacking in history!
[Anonymous]
and i am also a whore for Cheap Sex
We strike the day before chritmas so it will be like a NIGHTMARE before christmas, no presents come on christmas MWAYAA!
[Anonymous]
yes i do, Justin Sane is my hero like whoa!
that sucks im out here in cali live in it up - greg...hahahahah indiana j/p
[Anonymous]
hey y am i not on ur friends list huh...????
[Anonymous]
he gets me all hot and bothered whenever i listen to his music.
eh put in a good word with all the ladies down there about me
[Anonymous]
EXACTLY! never rely on Brown, never! mwauaha the nightmare before christmas! they'll never suspect us! and i do want to get whacked with a christmas tree, i think it would be very sappy :)
[Anonymous]
Well i've got to go toodles, it's been fun.
[Anonymous]
u got a lot of damn comments..and i love cheetos...they are hot..and whats with your double wedding?
[Anonymous]
too late
haha alright, will do. but there's a ton of bands that do that for me. and by the way....you make one ugly woman...haha
i wasnt invited
i cant believe that
[Anonymous]
not only that, i bet it was an inexpensive operation
hmmm, i coulda made you look better for 100 dollars
Haahahahaha. THanks i guess. Aw sweetie i love you too...? Yeah. -lori
[Anonymous]
haha oh well, now you know who to come to with all of your plastic surgery needs
god y do ppl keep leaving me comments that they love me? GOD!!! who r u neways?
[Anonymous]
oh? like i misspell a couple words here and there? or am i missing something? *is nervous*
i'm afraid i have no idea what you are speaking of
oh my fucking god i died when i saw that.
I wub you two lots and lots and lots.
*kiss*
[Anonymous]
I always feel like jumping someone. In the naughty way of course. :P
Poog.
yeeaahhh....i'm just gonna go ahead and forget anything was said in the first place
goodbye old friend
md?
whos kate?

and your too late, I already married connor

umm did u just call me nicky???
[Anonymous]
never a problem ;] lol well thats always a good thing =P
[Anonymous]
yes really? and i bet your lying about those 12 socks, or you put them on after you saw my comment.
[Anonymous]
do you have no life..is that why you leave people random STUPID comments!?!? GROW UP!!!!
[Anonymous]
now now just because your team won the big shebang thing with the baseball dosn't give you the right to insult people like that.
[Anonymous]
=) I missed you too lover.

sofaraway
[Anonymous]
no, its not that i dont want ppl to love me, but i just dont kno who the hell u r!
[Anonymous]
"get over yourself"
[Anonymous]
What was up with your comment in my diary?!
you know that I love you.


...almost as much as Connor and Adam haha.
HOOK A SISTA UP.
At least let me in on a round or something.
so you love me huh? why is that? just curious ^.~
[Anonymous]
CHeetos...nice...DAMN HOLY FUCK 23_ COMMENTS?! fuck. well have fun reading that ;DD and yes. you ARE sexy;D i'd do you...lmfao.
yes. lol. yes i do. :]
thanks for the comment.

x3
[Anonymous]
what the fuck is that supposed to mean? i have a sense of humor..thanks...AND you don't even know me so how can you assume that I don't have one? bye
[Anonymous]
who are you? and why'd you call me lee lee?
[Anonymous]
damn you are sexy heifer.
egads more people freaking at you.
ahh the joys of the internet
:) How Are You?
[Anonymous]
no, not robin. kate.
and what type of operation would you need done next time?
who is this, thanx for the coments.
i just dont get why they hell you are leaving people POINTLESS comments!?
[Anonymous]
? hu?
xHUGx
i think their fakes
cause i claim both biitchezzz

heart chnsoystrdy heart
[Anonymous]
damnit I knew we should have signed a prenup

hhaha
no it's not.
well they got all pissed at you?! they're crazy for not wanting your affection! And they support Brown......well we shall have to see about this.....
[Anonymous]
hey wow u are so sexy lmao cant wait till your wedding and congrats
nausea heartburn indegestion upset stomach diarreah. hO Ho pepto bismol
[Anonymous]
not all of them



[xjadedxlovex4]
[Anonymous]
I love you too.
Let's make babies.
<3
[Anonymous]
oh yes..too too sexy:):)
-ximbrokenx-
[Anonymous]
well kool thanks!!!
luv me
addy?? huh? err yeah. i don't get it...let me know....~Adrianna
[Anonymous]
Their doggin on the Oberst's?! this HAS to end! and my teacher is the coolest teacher ever, he was in a rcok band! We shall steal these people's packages and revel in GLORIOUS VICTORY!
[Anonymous]
Well, let me tell you.. I have on exactly 34 and still adding!
fadedxdreamms?? hehe shes my bestfriend.
wooott im coming!!

conor is ..beautiful
[Anonymous]
wow your gay ya fuckin jew
[Anonymous]
oh good...i just wanted to make sure i was invited...it would break my heart if i wasnt
[Anonymous]
yum.
[Anonymous]
LOLOLOL
My Teacher is Connor Oberst Brother...
Matt Oberst :)
Oh, is it?
And by mix-tape you mean...?
what the shit are u talking about
HAAHAHAHAHHAHAH OMFG MIX TAPE! THATS GREAT!
Like a mix-tape of songs? How do you know what's on mine? lol
a mix tape?? what r u talking about???
peace out,
Amie
[Anonymous]
ur such a loser u go to random ppl talking the same crap so u can get responses thats retarted
Oh, okay, that's cool then. It's a pretty good collection, huh?
now how do u know that?!
whos Conor Oberst?
[Anonymous]
Oh... okay
HA
bright eyes=conor oberst
[Anonymous]
wats goin down heif...how r u doin
[Anonymous]
tight who being mean we can jump them together me and u heif...we got this in the bag homeslice..
[Anonymous]
yea im the negroe and then glenn (subtlechaos) and then blake yea... and me and glenn r like good freinds and blake is there..
[Anonymous]
hahaha u can jump him everybody wants too be my guest
[Anonymous]
soo hows the wedding planning coming along?
lol
prolly wont be alone
[Anonymous]
then make it a lifelong bachelorette party!!
oooo very nice ;)
How do you do it?!
You must tell me :(
hellz yeah! ill be the entertainment haha
omg ur fucking crazy and little on the weird side!!!
[Anonymous]
WHAT! I didnt know they had those & things on here hehe thanks :P
your crazy!


:)
i kno isnt he?!
My dick is bigger than yours.
[Anonymous]
lol ok..what do u want on it
[Anonymous]
Uhm... what mix tape?
what mix?
[Anonymous]
*gives you a toaster*
[Anonymous]
yeh yeh its all good sorry had a shitty nite last nite i found it kind of weird u doign that but wtv its cool do your thang aiight sorry peace
thanker
-vampirewithin
[Anonymous]
hey wut do u mean that hurts? my poem?
well thats very nice,hehe.have a wondeful wedding.And thank u for typin in my diary.hehe.byes.

*Peace*
BlinkGirl
ummm..hey?..why did you sign my diary saying.."that hurts?".......later?
[Anonymous]
what hurts?
yes you are very sexy! what hurts?
[Anonymous]
jesus u no how2get peeps attention. cool diary
alright...ill bring some dance music...some techno..and a couple slow ones for everyone else who doesnt like techno
[Anonymous]
Yes, Everything hurts, that's part of life. You'll get use to it.. eventally.
[Anonymous]
holy Jesus! how do u get 400+ comments?!
sexycancer37
-Becka
[Anonymous]
i'm offering whatever it is that you need fixed.
Hurry, plebe! I do believe I have the vapors!
Ha! You spelled Adam's name wrong!
Wedding anthem?

=D
Oh no!

Why? But what about the psychodelic funkiness?
well, give me a list of what it is you want done
i wish cancer on your fatass mom, you dumb cunt. I didnt even post on your shit to begin with..i hope you get fucking raped in a dark alley by a big fat nigger.
Roses are red, Violets are blue my boots are black so shut the fuck up!

[heifer]

^read you fucking retarded spic...
YAY! DOUBLE WEDDING!! You'd better love me!!! OR ELSE:P I love you too!! Thanks though...yay!
A wedding? I love weddings! Drinks all around!
hey you crazy mofo!

What are you doing?
[Anonymous]
well thatssss niceeeee
[Anonymous]
301 comments looks like someone has no life
[Anonymous]
i wish cancer on your fatass mom, you dumb cunt. I didnt even post on your shit to begin with..i hope you get fucking raped in a dark alley by a big fat nigger.

[crazyp1mpfluid]

woah! raped! who would give u ne of their stuff?
[Anonymous]
Hmmm thanks for the comment "I should Strip" I will keep that in mind next time. lol jk -dani nice cow
[Anonymous]