Well today was a pretty fun, if somewhat crazy day. It seemed like everyone (but me) was high in math. Global was ok. English melted down. I read the abbreviated version of my essay because the unabbreviated one was too long. Then I spent the rest of the day flicking paper at Alex Herrington. Lunch was crazy. Dave brought in rubber gloves which the Forte tried to take away. I quoted the second amendment of the constitution for her and she went away. Well more crimes against law and order were committed by the gloves and Forte came back, "You need to throw those away. They make you rowdier then normal. You have three seconds to throw them out." Well gloves were thrown away except for one which she got a hold of and carried off. So about ten minutes later I look up and see her with the glove in her hand. For some reason I got up and started screaming across the cafeteria, "MRS FORTE! THAT GLOVE MAKE YOU INCREASINGLY ROWDY! YOU NEED TO THROW IT OUT!" And people at these random lunch tables start laughing. She's totally powerless to do anything so she just kinda walks off. While she's gone all order evaporates and some Putero Rican girls start a food fight and Mike Deamer attaches an extra rubber glove to her water bottle (for which I was later blamed). It was quite riotous. That was pretty much that for one day.