Listening to: My voice lesson music....
Feeling: amused
I really wish I had a life to um write about.
But I did write this mad rap. Its about a hooker and food. See your already interested.
So yea since I decided I have no life to write about I'll just post raps up on here...and If something does happen I'll write about it, but I doubt there will be anything....p.s- june 25th will be my sitdiary 1st year anniversary.
Hooker-
I went to buy a hooker
So I could cook her
Some of my best dishes
I'm not saying that to be naughty
I dont just want any hottie
I want a hooker with good taste
Put my meals in their rightful place
Tell me if my chicken parmesan is any good
I dont care if shes from the suburbs or the hood
I just want a hooker than can eat
I will pay top dollar
For the hooker that can pass as a food scholar
So hey there hooker ya wanna eat
No not my pussy my roast beef with rye wheat
Come on now
Be the best hooker in town
Taste my food if you have to frown
Tell me the truth
Next time more salt okay
What you said you rather eat hay?
Fuck you hooker
Your nothing but a slut
Get out of my kitchen before my uncle fucks u up the butt
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