Salmon!

by frenchified
Fishy title, yes. While clearing out a junk-filled drawer, I came accross a set of fish silhouettes cut from red microfilm. Supposedly, if you place it on a flat surface, the fish tail will point in a certain direction, determining good fortune. The fish tail faced upward reflecting an inerasable, sprite, and ironic sequence of events from last night.
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nothing more to see here?

--drew
[Anonymous]
I've never heard of this fishtail thing before... sounds kinda cool. Then again it also sounds kinda like voodoo.
i want to make one!!...but i'm not very crafty. damn my lack of craftiness.

LoveLaurel
wow
[Anonymous]
Why is it that so many fish go so well with tartar sauce, yet salmon is not one of them? Do the salmon think that by swimming upstream they are somehow better than all the other fish in the ... crap. Are salmon saltwater or freshwater fish? Ah either way, you can't make a McDonald's Filet-o-Fish with salmon. But maybe you could with red microfilm.
[Anonymous]