Heres a hilarious story about a bus full of ugly people, they all crash into a semi and are killed. God grants them all one wish each. (mwahahah) They're all lined up and God asks the first one what the wish is. "I want to be gorgeous, " and so, God snaps His fingers and it is done. The second one in line hears this and says, "I want to be gorgeous, too." Another snap of His fingers and the wish is granted. This goes on for a while. But, when God is halfway down the line, the last guy in the line starts laughing. When there are only ten people left, this guy is rolling on the floor; laughing his head off. Finally, God reaches this guy and asks him what his wish will be. The guy eventually calms down and says, "Make'em all ugly, again." SO, THE NEXT TIME YOU'RE 'LAST IN LINE', CONSIDER YOURSELF BLESSED. hahahah. I find it funny. It reminds me of something my boyfriend would do...