Close the curtains on yesterday

Woah, its freezing. Im so cold....Im cold? Anyways, thats not the reason why I am sitting here in my pjs still. Its because: 1: Lets face it...its a weekend. 2: Everytime I get dressed, something stupid happens. Seriously, like yesterday. I was contemplating taking a shower and all that junk, so I did. Well, as soon as I put on my shirt, Jack is home to lecture me. 3: You know how when you look your worst, you always manage to run into the person you really really like? Yeah. So my hair is in a sloppy pony tail, and Im wearing my mst ragged pjs. I hope it works. 4: If I get dressed, then Rhonda's gunna pounce on me to go to some party or another, where they play music that shatters your ears, and everyone is plastered. Im not in a plastering mood, sorry. I ran out of reasons... Oh...and has anyone seen those ads on my diary? Love spells? What the fuck is that about? Lol.
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How do you get a one-armed Irishman out of a tree?
Wave to him.