Well I went running the other day because I guess it's something you need to do in order to stay healthy. I, however, am already perfectly healthy but I decided to run anyway in hopes that I could possibly exceed the normal health level of an average human being and become superhuman..... like spiderman or something. I mean, think about it; how cool would it be to have superhuman strength and the ability to shoot webs from your wrist like spiderman? The possibilities are endless! If I were spiderman, the first thing I would do with my powers would be to swing from a building to another building while making the Tarzan noise. People would think that I was Tarzan instead of Spiderman..... so if I were ever to get into trouble with the law or something, people would suspect Tarzan and not Spiderman (me). With the police out of the way, I would have the entire city at my fingertips. Come to think of it.... I don't even live in a city. I live in a stupid little town that's famous for it's quaint, downtown shoppes. That's right, I spelled shops with an "e" because it's those kinda shops... the boring ones that only sell wicker furniture and scented candles and little pieces of driftwood that say "Home Sweet Home" on them. Damn, my life sucks!!