I'm in an amazing mood right now. all of this stupidity around me and i've been a sad little sap lately. but NOW! now... i'm aided with sleep, sugar... and patrick. he's the only one online so he HAS to talk to me... he has no choice in the matter u.u... "it's not like i'm gonna stop you..." haha.. anyways.. dots... i was going to talk about something. oh yeah.. mr. pruesses nipples. they just really bother me. i won't go into detail. i feel like running around and screaming AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH just like that. but i won't. because that'd be undignified. and we all know how dignified i am. i have a reputation to keep up.
*deep voice* "oooh, oh my abs, they're just so.... ripped. ahhhh....."
i think i need to consume sugar more often o.O it's like prozac for me.
tomarrow i'mma show dilbert my drawings... 'cause he wants to see them. and then i'll get bragging rights without being completely obvious >:3.
cauuuuuse i ain't no holla back gurl. STFU! AHHHHHHHHH! ...so... how're things?
i was googling. no more explaination then that.
haha, your mom.
there's a bottle sitting on my desk. It says "body shampoo" .... and a big empty glass of my homemade cappacino. which is leaving a disgusting after taste by the way..
DaNCe dANCeEeE daNCE
ace ventura! pet detective.
*ghetto accent* i don't thank so! homie, don' play dat...
done now...
BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH.
mrs. sova. the word is anagram.
that was a mini seizure.
oh yeah... before i go. i must share with all of you (if your even still reading this which if you arn't.. i dun care...) my msn experience.
This guy messages me out of the blue... and starts to strike up a web cam conversation. He had his hair slicked back and looked to be about 14/15 years old...
BAKTIM Kà ENGELLENMÃÞÃM BÃR KERE DE SEN ARASAN MSN YE GEL DÃE says:
hello
Bitch says:(this is me...)
Who're you?
BAKTIM Kà ENGELLENMÃÞÃM BÃR KERE DE SEN ARASAN MSN YE GEL DÃE is inviting you to start viewing webcam. Do you want to accept (Alt+C) or decline (Alt+D) the invitation?
You have accepted the invitation to start viewing webcam.
BAKTIM Kà ENGELLENMÃÞÃM BÃR KERE DE SEN ARASAN MSN YE GEL DÃE says:
ohh my god
BAKTIM Kà ENGELLENMÃÞÃM BÃR KERE DE SEN ARASAN MSN YE GEL DÃE says:
elftown
BAKTIM Kà ENGELLENMÃÞÃM BÃR KERE DE SEN ARASAN MSN YE GEL DÃE says:
my names serdar
Bitch says:(i see is picture *twitches* uuuh!*
Somehow that doesn't answer my question...
Bitch says:
Am i suppose to know you?
BAKTIM Kà ENGELLENMÃÞÃM BÃR KERE DE SEN ARASAN MSN YE GEL DÃE says:
your cam
Bitch says:
my cam?
Bitch says:
don't have one.
BAKTIM Kà ENGELLENMÃÞÃM BÃR KERE DE SEN ARASAN MSN YE GEL DÃE says:
open
Bitch says:(wheee...)
close
Bitch says:
this is a fun game ^^
BAKTIM Kà ENGELLENMÃÞÃM BÃR KERE DE SEN ARASAN MSN YE GEL DÃE says:
no
Bitch says:
yes
Bitch says:
I'm winning! yaaaaaaaay!
BAKTIM Kà ENGELLENMÃÞÃM BÃR KERE DE SEN ARASAN MSN YE GEL DÃE says:
noo
BAKTIM Kà ENGELLENMÃÞÃM BÃR KERE DE SEN ARASAN MSN YE GEL DÃE says:
pleasee
Bitch says:
yess..
BAKTIM Kà ENGELLENMÃÞÃM BÃR KERE DE SEN ARASAN MSN YE GEL DÃE says:
camm
Bitch says:
thank you!
Bitch says:
now my turn.
Bitch says:
patato!
BAKTIM Kà ENGELLENMÃÞÃM BÃR KERE DE SEN ARASAN MSN YE GEL DÃE says:
photo
BAKTIM Kà ENGELLENMÃÞÃM BÃR KERE DE SEN ARASAN MSN YE GEL DÃE says:
tomato
Bitch says:
hmm..
Bitch says:
no you're losing.
Bitch says:
you're really bad at this game.
Bitch says:
we'll try again.
Bitch says:
i say harrasment and you say...
Bitch says:
stumped you eh?
BAKTIM Kà ENGELLENMÃÞÃM BÃR KERE DE SEN ARASAN MSN YE GEL DÃE says:
how old are you
BAKTIM Kà ENGELLENMÃÞÃM BÃR KERE DE SEN ARASAN MSN YE GEL DÃE says:
?
Bitch says:
why... i'm a 9 year old genius.
Bitch says:
you appear to be 14 ^^
Bitch says:
that's a very mature age.
Bitch says:
maybe we can get together and play barbies
Bitch says:
i always wanted someone to play ken.
BAKTIM Kà ENGELLENMÃÞÃM BÃR KERE DE SEN ARASAN MSN YE GEL DÃE says:
muhaha
Bitch says:(muhaha..? the hell?)
is that what penises really look like?
BAKTIM Kà ENGELLENMÃÞÃM BÃR KERE DE SEN ARASAN MSN YE GEL DÃE says:
ým 20 years old
Bitch says:
my spidey sense is telling me you're very.... how do grown ups say? pathetic.
BAKTIM Kà ENGELLENMÃÞÃM BÃR KERE DE SEN ARASAN MSN YE GEL DÃE says:
more first sex to do
Bitch says:
first sex?
BAKTIM Kà ENGELLENMÃÞÃM BÃR KERE DE SEN ARASAN MSN YE GEL DÃE says:
yaa
Bitch says:
is that, like, where the bee goes to the flower and he transfers pollen to it's female parts? ^^
BAKTIM Kà ENGELLENMÃÞÃM BÃR KERE DE SEN ARASAN MSN YE GEL DÃE says:
oke ,
Bitch says:
it is?
Bitch says:
i'm reading 6th grade science books so i know all about this pollination process ^^
BAKTIM Kà ENGELLENMÃÞÃM BÃR KERE DE SEN ARASAN MSN YE GEL DÃE says:
oke
BAKTIM Kà ENGELLENMÃÞÃM BÃR KERE DE SEN ARASAN MSN YE GEL DÃE says:
to see each other
BAKTIM Kà ENGELLENMÃÞÃM BÃR KERE DE SEN ARASAN MSN YE GEL DÃE says:
sonra
BAKTIM Kà ENGELLENMÃÞÃM BÃR KERE DE SEN ARASAN MSN YE GEL DÃE says:
görüþürüs
BAKTIM Kà ENGELLENMÃÞÃM BÃR KERE DE SEN ARASAN MSN YE GEL DÃE says:(he goes off blabbering in some foreign language... oh that's just... hawt)
kendine
BAKTIM Kà ENGELLENMÃÞÃM BÃR KERE DE SEN ARASAN MSN YE GEL DÃE says:
iyi bakk
BAKTIM Kà ENGELLENMÃÞÃM BÃR KERE DE SEN ARASAN MSN YE GEL DÃE says:
olurmu
Bitch says:
que?
Bitch says:
no toques naaaaddaaa! (that's don't touch anything... i think o.O)
Bitch says:
queee passssaaaaaaaaaaa (waaaazzzzuppppppppp)
Bitch says:
que?
Bitch says:
Yo gransaba,. (i think this is "i used to quack" Shut up! i'm not fluent yet!)
BAKTIM Kà ENGELLENMÃÞÃM BÃR KERE DE SEN ARASAN MSN YE GEL DÃE says:
not to bother
Bitch says:
que?
BAKTIM Kà ENGELLENMÃÞÃM BÃR KERE DE SEN ARASAN MSN YE GEL DÃE says:
bye
Bitch says:
que????
BAKTIM Kà ENGELLENMÃÞÃM BÃR KERE DE SEN ARASAN MSN YE GEL DÃE says:
open teh cam
Bitch says:
quien????
BAKTIM Kà ENGELLENMÃÞÃM BÃR KERE DE SEN ARASAN MSN YE GEL DÃE says:
open cam
BAKTIM Kà ENGELLENMÃÞÃM BÃR KERE DE SEN ARASAN MSN YE GEL DÃE says:
open cam
Bitch says:
i don't have one you sick fuck.
BAKTIM Kà ENGELLENMÃÞÃM BÃR KERE DE SEN ARASAN MSN YE GEL DÃE says:
ananým amýný sikerim
Bitch says:
why can't you be normal and use magazines to get off?
BAKTIM Kà ENGELLENMÃÞÃM BÃR KERE DE SEN ARASAN MSN YE GEL DÃE says:
open cam
Bitch says:
don't you have paper view?
Bitch says:
i'm nine remember fucker?
Bitch says:
pedophile.
BAKTIM Kà ENGELLENMÃÞÃM BÃR KERE DE SEN ARASAN MSN YE GEL DÃE says:
asche
BAKTIM Kà ENGELLENMÃÞÃM BÃR KERE DE SEN ARASAN MSN YE GEL DÃE says:
du hast
Bitch says:
asche? wtf does that mean?
BAKTIM Kà ENGELLENMÃÞÃM BÃR KERE DE SEN ARASAN MSN YE GEL DÃE says:
yah
BAKTIM Kà ENGELLENMÃÞÃM BÃR KERE DE SEN ARASAN MSN YE GEL DÃE says:
hadee
BAKTIM Kà ENGELLENMÃÞÃM BÃR KERE DE SEN ARASAN MSN YE GEL DÃE says:
bye
Bitch says:
hasta luego you sick fuck.
Bitch says:
i suggest web camming someone with the email adress alone the lines "hot sexy babe wants you @ hotmail.
Bitch says:
buh bye now
Bitch says:
enjoy your hand... (i blocked him...)
i tried to translate his name in dutch and this is what i got:
BAKTIM KISSES ENGELLENMISIM BORE TURN DE SEN ARASAN MSN YE GEL THAT
o.O
maybe it's in german.. or just full of swear words.
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