On the bus, there is this annoying kid. It is bad enough I have to ride the bus even though I have my license, but this kid makes it so much worse. The bus is a cheezewagon, and I am on it everyday, this kid, a freshman, thinks he is cool and he mawks people and is annoying as hell. Sometimes I want to shoot him. But I know I can't. He is so dorky and has no friends. It is his fault he has no friends. He does things a little sister or brother would do. The kind were you just want to yell "MOM" but cant, because he isnt your brother and you are stuck on the cheesewagon and you cant get off. I tried to be his friend on the first day of school. Everyone needs a friend, right? But there is no hope for this kid until he grows up. He needs to grow up or get the hell away. Sometimes he says that he is going to take over the world with a box of crayons. I am not saying he cant, because anything is possible. But does he really have to express it and get laughed at? What am I gonna do? He makes me want to commit suicide when I ride the cheezewagon. That or strangle him. At times I feel sorry for the kid, and I am not just talking about the one day sorta sorry, I am talking about "OMG how can he live his life this way" sorta sorry. Some people just aren't made to be friend material, I think this kid is it. Maybe he will grow up and be the richiest guy in the world, or he could be some bum on the street. But that won't bother me because he wont be riding the cheezewagon anymore.