:|: im a lobster! :|:

{{ holy shitaki mushrooms!!! im soo effin red.. its not even funni.. i look like, like a lobster! for real! haha omgsh i had the funniest day ever today.. well i woke up and got dressed.. then went to jaclyn's house... waited for tess to get there.. and we rode to the country club. ((heh i took the bike! LOL!)) well then we got there and we juss fooled around in the pool, ordered food, played with the rotton milk --LOL--, and tanned. "dont get freaked out if tess calls you mom" LOL "steph your whole body is tan, not juss frank and tod!" LOL! haha. then tess left cause she had to baby-sit the tighes -err i think i spelt it right- haha me and kara racing the booies! (duno how to spell!) lol and then we saw colin and richard come in. greeaatt. ugh i dont think they saw us tho! *thank god* lol "oh no! i think thats colin and richard!" "AHH!! it is!" lol we didnt wanna be there. at all. haha. then they left. and me, jack, and kara had an awesome experience with the haynous kids that kept staring at us! lol **blows bubbles** "ew steph!" LOL! --for the record.. it was jaclyn blowing the bubbles so chill people.. b4 u think im some kind of sicko-- lol. then we invented this kewl game! "its like leap frog.. under tho" LOL soo funn! and then tess came bak. she was beat red! haha "omg ur like a cow!" lol!!! i wont say what that means. lol. by that time we were all red as tomatoes. but i was the worst. ughh. sunburn is not fun! urggg tess poured the moldy cottage cheese on my back! so then when she was in the bathroom i snuck in.. and she came out and i got her! mwahahaha! "ew it smells like throw up in here!" LOL! "daddy! look its a pretty mermaid!" lolol!!! then we were all cranky so we juss decided to go home. and those stupid effin kids watched us change. ew those perves. oh and the ride home was peachy! lol ow. kara's effin bakpack was soo fricken heavy! and i had to carry it! with sunburn on my shoulders and everything! jeez! then we finally got there and we had to take showers. i was the last one! hehe. we watched elf. haha "byye buddy!" "goodbye mr.norwall!" sorry... thats my favorite part! lol. omg in the shower, i looked like red, as red, as can be! next to a white tub... pchh yeaa! ow it hurt so effin bad! i got darkkk!! and my hair got bloonnddee! YEA! then we got all pretty and ready.. and we went to towncenter. we called luke cause he was suppossed to meet us there.. but he said he couldnt go. we were SO mad. lol. it was actually rellyy funni looking bak on our situation! i mean we were all rellyyy sunburnt, rellyyy tired... and we did not feel like being there! and then luke juss has to tell us that he cant go. so we got ready for absolutely nothing! lol. i think its funni. well then we were relly pissed off.. so we went to kilwin's and got ice cream. haha they got tess's order wrong. and to put the icing on the cake- the hottest guys were with their mom.. ugghhh! that annoys the hell outta me! when you see like the hottest guy.. but hes with his effin mom! GOD! why ur mom?! thats like the worst! lol. then kelli came and we were having dancing contests. lol. and then we were having oh so much fun in the elevator! lol. haha then tess juss had to throw ice cream over the balcony and it almost hit the lady! haha "i want a vagina!" **every1 ducks head** **i pop my head over balcony** omg.. every1 thought i said that! i was soo embarrassed! the parents of like a 4-year old were staring at me like i was a pervert! it wasnt even me! :o heh oh well! it was funni. well then we got bored so we juss listened to ring tones and called kelli's mom to pick us up. then she did and we all hoped into the car. me and kara went home with jaclyn. and tess went to her house and kelli juss went home too. at jaclyn's we juss watched american idol and this relly weird show called "life on a stick"... hmm.. who knows?! well then that was the end to my day. now i can like barely move! i got home and put aloe ALL over me. my sister said i looked soo red. greeaattt. haha i found the llama song! omg its soo effin hilarious. if u wanna hear it.. juss im me. ill give you the link. omg its hilarious! "llama, llama, duck!" LOL heh i had an interesting conversation with kelli... ItAliAnTrEat44: has anybdy told you that you are RREALLLLLLLY random yes! destiny fulfilled! im random! hear me roar! lol ermm k... imma go. im tired and for some reason i feel like someone is staring at me... ehh.. im scared! BYE! xoxo_sTePh }}
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R U Stephanie Cruz? Or Stephanie Jones?
[Anonymous]
i like your diary too, its very springy.
-justin main
[Anonymous]
ermm neither... this is stephanie martin... do i kno you?

xoxo_sTePh
Sup girl. You havent called me since our date at Chuckie Chesse. I really miss you.

- Jamal
[Anonymous]
ermm.. what the fuck are u talking about?

one- i dont kno a jamal?
two- i dont go on dates to chuckie cheese.. thats juss messed up.
three- i kno ur one of my friends so juss leave ur real effin name. and stop playing jokes cause they obviously arent funni!

yea thanks. bye
--sTePh
haha cottage chese! haha i was SOOO mad at luke! haha...
- Tess
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