im not a shitty girlfriend anymore. now im just a shitty girl to date cuz more than likely i will cheat on you and break your heart. im a skeeze and im sure we all already know that. i couldnt go on cheating on the poor guy. thats just to mean. now im going to date someone else and cheat on that poor sap for about 2 months then break up with him because i start to feel a little guilty about 2 months in. thats when my heart kicks in and gets a little bigger. he wasnt my type anyways. he was a tester to see if thats my type and clearly was not. now im takin applications for guys who want a taste of their own medicine and get treated like shit and cheated on and play mind games, just fill out one and apply now! --------------- now that im single...the thrill is gone *If you like Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain. If you're not into yoga, if you have half-a-brain. If you like making love at midnight, in the dunes of the cape. I'm the lady you've looked for, write to me, and escape.*- Rupert Holmes