Just like everything to come out of Hollywood today, the worst part of life is the way it ends. Life is tough, you strive to achieve, make a meaning out of your existence and leave your mark on the planet. This is very time consuming and what’s it all for? What do you get at the end of it? Death! That’s right, all of that hard work amounted to a whole lot of you dying. What's that, a bonus? This whole life cycle is wrong if you ask me. I think the life cycle is all backwards. If I were a more powerful God, I’d change how you lived your life. First you should die, get it out nobody likes it anyways might as well getter done. After sitting through your eulogy, head back to your newly acquired old age home where you can sit out the remaining years of old age. When you get to young you get kicked out and handed a job. You buy a gold watch and go to work supporting your child as he gets younger before your eyes. After about forty years of this you’re finally young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alcohol; you party, and after a good time burning yourself out, you prepare for high school. You graduate, get good grades, experience your first kiss and fumble your way through intercourse, and then it’s off to grade school. You become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities it’s a great time. Then to unwind a little before the beginning comes, you enter the infancy stage, hang out there for a little while; suckle on your mom’s tit then you go back into the womb. You spend your last nine months floating and you finish off as an orgasm.