Mommy dont hurt me !

Listening to: Blink 182 - shut up
Feeling: awesome
bRahahahahaha....dued i tried to fight my mom taday it was fukin funny this is how it went... me : ASSHOLE mom : SMARTASS me: WANNA FUGHT!?!?!? mom: ....no me: mom woould you beat me up ? mom: why dont you go ouside?????? ...at that point i decided to run around the outside my house naked screaming BEAST ME BEAT ME BICH MEAT ME..... and thus so it happened... HAh.....DUDE I LOVE BRITTANY SO MUCH SHE CARES MAN SHE REALLY CARES I THINK SHE DOES HAH I DONT KNOW WHY I DECIDED BUT I THINK ITS JUST THAT IVE BEN SO PARANOID LATELY OR SOMETHIN LIEK THAT...but she said i love you too when i talked to her earlier and that made my day sweet......hehehe......i cant wait to give her her birthday presnt!!....wait presents...or are they??? lol i love keeping peple on thee toes....i dunno why maby i like strong toes....im gonna go drink a bud then smoke a cigerette and fukin play my gutar tehn pass the fuck out ...wanna know why?....cuz i fucking love myself....and i love brittany.....she really matters tonight for somereason.....she was sad that i couldnt come see her i think...she got biched at that her best freind came over and played cards while she took a shower...wtf man....glad i ddint go i woulda got held up by gramps again!! I FUCKING LOVE BLINK 182 LOL I CANT STOP BOUNCING LOL I LUVUVUVUVUVUV EVERYONE!~ dam im fuking happy wahts rong with me ? uh uh uh uh h uhuhuhuhuhhuhuhuuu raaaaaaa spank my ass and call me sally!!1 SALLYYYYYYYY OMG LET ME TELL YOU THIS STORY ABOUT ME ABD MY HOME BOY BLAKE....ok one night we were stayin in my rv cuz i moved out into it 10 feet from my house cuz i was bored over the smmer so we partied all the dam time....and this lady across the street that used to go out with blakes dad was named sally and she had a lazy eye and was REALLY ( ewwwwwww ) fukin ugly....so we were bein bored and she came home and we were sittin in there so i stuck my head outa the window and screamed SALLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAYYYYYY like a fukin retard with a broom up his ass.....and then blake hit the floor and we laughed are asses of while she looked around in confusion....the i hid behind the driver seat while she peeped about then as soon as she went back towards her front dorr...SALLLLLLAAAAAAYYYYYY......lol.....tyhat was one hell of a funny sight lol...if u could only see my face when i fukin scream that name...i hope i dont ever get married to a gir names sally....wait im not im gonna marry MA BRIT-KNEE weeeeee lol goodnight my lovely lil hoes and pimps....sleep well on your beds of needles.... SCUZZY ( im fukin stealing taht name biatch!!!)
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FUCKIN AWSOME
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