today i went to the bank to take out money. i took out $20 when i thought i had only $30 in there. my receipt said i had $101 still in there. i was hyped. i thought the bank made a crazy mistake that entitled me to 100 extra dollars. then i thought i won money from the bank for banking with them for five years. so i started taking more money out of the bank and spending it on shit because i thought the bank would realize their mistake and take back the money. after all this, i went home and looked at my account statement online. i deposited my paycheck on friday and fuckin forgot. i am such a stoner. all i could do was laugh.