You Can't Beat THE CLAW

Listenin' To: Sunspots - Nine Inch Nails Feeling: Pumped Currently Playing: Dark Reign 2 So that explains the question most people have been asking for the last two months: WHERE THE FUCK IS FIL!? Today's comic is quite accurate - I was internetless for about two weeks because my dad didn't pay the bill. Even after I got back online however, I was simply packed with practicing for my tafe music audition, celebrations, christmas shopping, job searching, and all sorts of shit. I'm sorry to the faithful who have been waiting, but I've only just got time for drawing it. Also, I'd like to say today's comic has been through alot. After many hours work and finally finishing it off, I spilt my drink on it. One tantrum and a few more hours later I had the comic built up from scratch again, but I managed to save some of the panels from the first page. So what I did was cut and paste, and hey presto! Today's comic. But not this fancy electronic shit you kids all use, I'm talking REAL scissors, REAL glue. Eat that Bill Gates. I live in the stone age. :( I went to Gracey's formal a few weeks ago, and she was damn spankin' gorgeous. And I mean DAYUM. Crazy Chris called me today, told me she's moving to Kirrawee. Poor girl. Now, Kirrawee isn't as affected by Shire Syndrome as say, Illawong, but I hope she doesn't get harassed by too many white-hatted bogans. I know I do. Have you had your photo taken with Santa yet? If not, I suggest the one at Hurstville Westfields. Not only will he refuse to hug you, or give you any elves, he may just try to grab your woman and/or purse on the way out. Truly a great man. Saw Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift the other day. Gotta say it was extremely impressive. Although, for a film that advertises having hot cars and hotter women, I was disappointed to see that it was actually the cars that were hotter. Oh well. Xbox 360, Ps3, Wii. About nextgen console hype fever, I can't say I ever really caught it. The Xbox 360 was far too overpriced for a system with hundreds of running issues and no fucking games, not to mention the annoying controller. Ps3 is $1000. 'Nuff said. The Wii is extremely popular because: a)it has a silly name, and b)it's really cheap, but honestly, what's the point when all the games are for five year olds? It's true. Wii will rock you. If you're five. So looks like I'm sticking with my trusty Xbox, which has served me well over the years. Although recently... I was walking through the shopping centre and at EB they're chopping 200 dollars of the price of the Xbox 360 if you trade in your old Xbox. Then I saw the newly expanded game line-up (somewhat due to porting games from PC) and I think I may just be hooked: Gears Of War, Fear, Prey, Oblivion, Quake 4, Condemned, and soon to come Halo 3 and Halo Wars. Now, I'm not the type to spontaneously ejaculate inside my pants, but let me just say that those jeans really needed a scrub. Must... Not... Waste... Money... Sparky out P.S. After typing out the whole entry my browser froze and I had to do it all again. BLAAAARGH! P.S.S For those of you who are confused about my shitty drawing of a dog, it is in fact a dog. Roger. My dog. Not a rat. Or ferret.
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The Wii is for children! for shame fil for shame.

Come over to my house and you will see just how mature it is.

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