What happened when the nigger looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit on his face. Why don't niggers like blowjobs? They don't like any jobs. What do you call a nigger priest? Holy shit. Why do niggers always have sex on their mind? Because they've got pubic hair on their head! Why do niggers put their garbage out in clear plastic bags? So mexicans can window shop. What are three things you can't give a nigger? A black eye, a fat lip and an education. What do niggers use to wash their white clothes? BLEEATCH! What did the nigger say when he slid down the zebra? Now you see me, now you don't, now you see me, now you don't. What is the difference between a pair of jeans and an Ethiopian? A pair of jeans only has one fly on it. What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor. What's the difference between a nigger and a letter? You can send a letter back to where it came from. What's the difference between the holy grail and a nigger's daddy? You may find the grail. What is black, runny, and scratches on glass? A nigger in a microwave. How does the navy use niggers? They debone them and use them as wetsuits. Do you remember the nigger family on the Jetsons? No? The future looks pretty good! Did you hear about the nigger that thought he was bleeding to death? Turns out he just had diarrhea. What do you call 50 niggers burried up to their necks in dirt? Afro-turf. Why do niggers drive with their windows up? They think the smell is coming from outside. Why do niggers eat tootsie rolls with a fork? So they don't bite their fingers. What do you call two nigger cops on motorcycles? Chocolate chips. Why don't niggers celebrate Thanksgiving? KFC isn't open on holidays. Why do niggers like basket ball? It involves running, shooting and stealing. How do you know if a nigger is well hung? If you can't fit your finger between his neck and the noose. How many nigger college students does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he gets 6 credits for it. Why do niggers wear wide brimmed hats? So birds won't shit on their lips. Why does Stevie Wonder smile all the time? He doesn't know he's black. Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He's black. What do you do when you see a nigger with one leg? Stop laughing and re-load. How many niggers does it take to pave a road? Depends on how you slice them. What's green, pink, purple and orange? A nigger dressed for church. Why are niggers so strong? T.V.'s are getting heavier. What is the definition of mass confusion? Father's Day in Harlem. Why do white people go to black people's garage sales? To get their stuff back. What is long and hard on a nigger? First Grade. What's the difference between a nigger and a bike? When you put chains on a bike it doesn't start singing. ok theres many more but ill leave it at that