A bus, carrying only ugly people, crashes into an
oncoming truck and everyone inside dies. They, then,
get to meet their Maker and, because of the grief they
have experienced, He decides to grant them one wish
each; before they enter Paradise.
They're all lined up and God asks the first one what
the wish is.
"I want to be gorgeous, " and so, God snaps His fingers
and it is done.
The second one in line hears this and says, "I want to
be gorgeous, too." Another snap of His fingers and the
wish is granted.
This goes on for a while. But, when God is halfway
down the line, the last guy in the line starts
laughing. When there are only ten people left, this
guy is rolling on the floor; laughing his head off.
Finally, God reaches this guy and asks him what his
wish will be. The guy eventually calms down and says,
"Make'em all ugly, again."
SO, THE NEXT TIME YOU'RE 'LAST IN LINE',
CONSIDER YOURSELF BLESSED.
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