its been a while since ive logged on here... ...so stuff that has happened: * my dog snores really loud * im going for my learners permit on friday * i cant walk (my right leg has been cramped for 3 days now) * im having a gastroscopy on tuesday * ive wasted my holidays at various specialists * ive almost failed studio arts (which is slightly funny) * nowhere has the movie "sybil" for hire * i lost my library card * ive developed an allergy to various medications * i broke my damn hair iron, so im stuck with my damn ringlets * babs keeps saying "chicken" to annoy me... but its not working * eileen informed me of "chicken" * eileen broke her phone attempting to make a three way convo with me and babs * i have 5 mini c.d's about airforce training, thanks to babs * i got a new phone woot for me...

"But when i go upstaris they flap" --Gotta love Danielle's view on her tits

We went to see the Dutch Masters Exhibition today... twas uber-prettyfull... modern-day art really sucks when you think about it... so digitalised... And there was these two books in the gift shop that i really wanted, but I didnt have my card, hance, no money. They were $50 each, just photos, no words of harajuku boys and girls... which I heart ever so muchly... Melanie said that I belong in Japan... I want to go to Japan.

Wow... who would have thought that drinking a litre of water in 45mins would be so tireing?? eh... i feel like im drowining... and im only up to about 400mils... damn pelvic ultrasound... fasting for the uppoer stomach one yesterday wasnt as hard *looks at water* stupid water *looks at apple juice* stupid apple juice

My school bought 2 electric cellos that is very muchly fun-filled for me ^.^ and i have had the barber of seville overture stuck in my head for 5 hours

I dunno what it is today, but everyone seems to be saying stupid things... so for my own amusment, here are many many quotations that have stuck in my head (or i have wirtten down out of sheer amusment) that people ahve said today: Barbara "I'll put Farah's moustache on your mum" "I sewed on the flappy bits" Nadine "Just because I stopped liking a guy because she shaved his head dosent mean im shallow" Serica "Do you get tummy tickles when you like a guy??" Farah "I can get discount pot to make pot cookies" ---pot cookies?? thats hash Farah "Nah uh, I want pot cookie dough" Chryssa "DANIELLE IM NOT BISEXUAL!! just because I said that girls are sexual dosent make me....."

We had to sepearate into small groups for R.E today and study... It was Eileen, Sohpie, Nadine and I... anyways, okay, I know, its sad that I can remember the entire conversation, and I guess its one of those "you had to be there" things... but im gonna type out our conversation anyways... K = me, E = eileen, S = sophie and N = nadine) N = Ooooh, I'll quiz you guys E = okay... N= You need buzzers, KIRI, whats yours? K = erm... bzzp?? N = noooo, that sucks, you suck kiri S = HAH N = yours can be kira K = fine E = well ill be eileen S = ooh... me me me me N = shhh sophie, im going through a quater life crisis E= oh shut up nadine K = quater life?? E = NO DONT ASK!! i had to hear it in maths N = i just feel like i have no attention span S = shut up nadine, ask a question N = when did christianity... E = EILEEN N = ELEY I HAVENT FINISHED THE QUESTION E = 1788 N = you suck eley ~~~questions roll on N = okay, so its sophie on 2, eileen on -7 and kira is yet to score E = NEGATIVE?? N = kira, can we have a buzzer check?? K = kira N = yay, which was the first... E = EILEEN N = eley, you just think your great E = no really, EILEEN N = fine then whats the answer?? E = erm... N = see, you just think youre great E = 20TH CENTURY!! N = no eley. no S = eileeeeeeen, grow up N = when was thr fisrt apoo-appa-apple-tiki K = KIRA!! its pronounces Apolistic neds N = yeah well you suck K = you suck N = listen, im going through a crisis here K = I GET A POINT N = NO YOU DONT K = POINT POINT POINT POINT N = THAT WASNT THE QUESTION K = I DEMAND A NEW QUIZ MASTER E = EILEEN!! ...anyways, at this point we were seperated for yelling... *dances* yeah, it looks really lame on here... its one fo those 'you had to be there' momnets... definetly...

The vermont south tram extention opened today... so of course Eileen being Eileen dragged me and Noley down to ride on the now longer tram line *bangs head on tram wall* Anyways, ont he way back we had the whole back carriage to ourselves and this random guy gets on, gets out the foulest smelling permanemt maker i ahve -ever- smelt and starts writing "fuck" everywhere... Alright, im all for artistic graffiti, if someone has artistic talent and what they produce looks fucking amazing then i think graffiti is a good thing, but "fuck" written all over a tram is fucking stupid... what the hell do you get out of that?? Of course now its 'cool' be hate police and vandalise everything and anything you see but why?? honestly... anyways, maybe it was because I the guy was just pissing me off, or maybe it was because that damn marker was giving me a massive headache... i dragged Eileen and Noley up to tell the tram driver... The driver caught him... fined him, then the jackass got the emergency exit handle, smashed the tram window and jumped out of the tram... Damn fuckwit...

I got my report today Cello: A P.E: A Classical Societies: A French (Oral): B French (Written): D+ Studio Arts (Practical): B+ Studio Arts (Theroy): E+ Psychology: B English: C+ And my Visual Communication didnt have a report for it... its a year 12 subject to I have to wait intill I get my study score for it at the end of the year...

Beware the vork... Nicole made it cry inside

Had my first R.E class of the year today... I love my teacher, she is gorgeous. We have 20 mins of meditation at the beginggin of each lesson (im all good with time wasting) basically, she says she will never raise her voice, if you are not disciplined, then you do not deserve to be in year 11 and you will fail, if you lie to her, which is the one thing she hates, you will be moved into another class and if you really annoy her she will put an eevil irish curse on you ...heh, i told you, she's gorgeous

Eileen, Steph, Alanna, Melissa and I went to see a movie. Guess which one?? None other than "The Sisterhood of the Travelling Pants" Embarresing yes... but I read the book when I was 10, so I was slightly curious. Plus, it was kinda fun to be the oldest in the cinema, the next oldest being a group of 12 year olds. We have come to a conclusion... Brian McBrian is an uber-funky name. Chasing a bus and chasing a train is not fun. However running through the asian arcade to prove to Alanna and Melissa that taking the crossing way was a waste fo time... hey, they didnt have to know we ran. And Steph smashed into a door.

http://images.patternreview.com/sewing/patterns/kwiksew/3271/sm_3271.jpg I bought that pattern and im making the black ones. Only theyre not gonna be black, theyre gonna be lime green with orange that merges into purple for the floaty bits and with a yellow waistband. Ive finished the pants all i need to do now is attatch the floaty bits and make the waistband ^.^

Jacqui just got asked out by a guy named Derrick. Why did i type that in here?? Well, because of its uber-freakyness... See, long and odd story, Eileen, Jacqui and I used to be crazy Sailor Moon fanatics... like... complete fanatics... We had our own Sailor Moon fanfic... Generation 2 Senshi... which we wrote one chapter of each (Eileen, Jacqui then Me) we got up to about chaper 60-something... Anywho, we were the sailor senshi in this (yes... it gets sadder) and of course, to go along with the Sailor Moon storyline, we all had our own princes... Eileen had... actually, I cant remember, I had Devon and Jacqui had... well, Derrick... and this is why we found it funny... And while I was typing I just found this out, he has the same surname as Jacqui... only different spelling o.0

I did my psychology exam today Yay... my last exam... and it was easy, there were no hard quesitons on it whatsoever *does a happy dance* Farah proved yet again why she is a moron... ...apparently Chryssa is my bitch... this is Farah logic She also let her white husky sleep on her navy blue blazer... And she told us about her attempt at studying "I study in my bed, and I turned the light off to study and I fell asleep" how that logic works is beyond me...

I bought 1m of red ribbon Yay for my exciting day... And Natalie has to do work experience... haha And Eileen likes Classy French Porn... as you can see, today I have no life. Friday were going tot he city, seeing as we dont have any exams and we only have one lesson... and we get to wear casual, so no lugging a giant blazer or a heavy bag around... I get to buy some more bruno erasers... I want the one that smells like tar

*does the 'the french exam was easy' dance* it was at year 9 level... which im all good with Barbara and I were bored before the french exam... so we went to IGA and wasted all our money on chocolate... so i have no money, however i have chocolate... *does the chocolate dance*

I cant believe they closed all Disney Stores in Victoria... goddamnit, in my opinion kids will now be more corrupted then they currently are... And in memory of the loss of Disney Stores me and my friends are planning to have a disney movie watching marathon some time after exams... between us we have every diseny movie ever made... so it will take us a solid week of sitting on the couch at someones house day and night to get through them all... now the only parent who will put up with that is Barbara's mum... ...thank god for school holidays. On another note, English exam was yesterday... wasnt so bad, but was on a boring topic... IVF... eh

And today... I shall rant about numerous topics... and if your lucky, you may figure out how theyre all linked. Firstly... WHY THE HELL ARE UMBRELLAS SO DAMN EXPENSIVE?? Honestly... the number of $50 umbrellas ive seen... my god... and to add to the annoyingness... $2 shop umbrellas are NOT $2... theyre $10... erm... its called the $2 shop... actually, I wont get started on how much more expensive than $2 the $2 shop is... but still... I cant afford an umbrella because at the moment I have $2.50 Secondly... Why is there only one pay phone in my school?? Year 11's finished half day today (yay... but not yay, exams start tomorrow) and it was hailing... and i am not going to walk half an hour in the hail without an umbrella... damn $2 shop... so I go to the payphone to call my aunty... i stood in a queue for an hour... that could have been half an hour if the school bought another pay phone... Thirdly... why do the year 12's get to wear casual to their exams but year 11's have to wear uniform?? THAT GODDAMN WINTER SKIRT WEIGHS AT LEAST 20KGS... and its too fucking tight... so tight that it sits right under your tits... (and no... im not the only one who has this problem) and its hard to breathe... and thats a size 20... im usually an 8... damn school has put me up 12 sizes Finally... why does SRC casual day have to be on the day when I have sport?? I dont wanna wear trakkie pants... when I step in a puddle with them the water absorbs up to my knees... I dont wanna have grose soggy pant legs... And the theme is "a touch of pink" okay... im all for breast cancer research and I will bring the donation money... but I dont wannnnnaaaaa wear pink... I own one piece of pink clothing that I can think of at the moemnt, and thats my hot pink cargo pants... but I cant wear them because I have to wear tracksuit pants... in which I have a choice between my brown pants or my black pants... my brown pants absorb more water so I leaning towards black... black is not pink... haha blink or plack... haha... plack... thats a funny word... Maybe I can buy pink face paint... And wisdom teeth hurt...

Well, today was our second and final cheerleading lesson... ...Jacqui freaked out and didnt want to be a flyer anymore... so she was replaced by me... o.0 And Serica and I discided that we should start up an uber-moody cheerleader club... for all moody cheerleaders who feel like kicking the instructors non-existant arse... Speaking of non-existant trainer arse... it was pretty much non-existant trainer, that chick obviously has an eating disorder... she's a fucking stick... and not a toned stick... a skin and bones stick who looked like she was about to die. And on another note... a little piece of wisdom that I gained today: When you have food allergies and a friend has unidentifyable food, do not offer to be the guinea pig... really.