And today... I shall rant about numerous topics... and if your lucky, you may figure out how theyre all linked. Firstly... WHY THE HELL ARE UMBRELLAS SO DAMN EXPENSIVE?? Honestly... the number of $50 umbrellas ive seen... my god... and to add to the annoyingness... $2 shop umbrellas are NOT $2... theyre $10... erm... its called the $2 shop... actually, I wont get started on how much more expensive than $2 the $2 shop is... but still... I cant afford an umbrella because at the moment I have $2.50 Secondly... Why is there only one pay phone in my school?? Year 11's finished half day today (yay... but not yay, exams start tomorrow) and it was hailing... and i am not going to walk half an hour in the hail without an umbrella... damn $2 shop... so I go to the payphone to call my aunty... i stood in a queue for an hour... that could have been half an hour if the school bought another pay phone... Thirdly... why do the year 12's get to wear casual to their exams but year 11's have to wear uniform?? THAT GODDAMN WINTER SKIRT WEIGHS AT LEAST 20KGS... and its too fucking tight... so tight that it sits right under your tits... (and no... im not the only one who has this problem) and its hard to breathe... and thats a size 20... im usually an 8... damn school has put me up 12 sizes Finally... why does SRC casual day have to be on the day when I have sport?? I dont wanna wear trakkie pants... when I step in a puddle with them the water absorbs up to my knees... I dont wanna have grose soggy pant legs... And the theme is "a touch of pink" okay... im all for breast cancer research and I will bring the donation money... but I dont wannnnnaaaaa wear pink... I own one piece of pink clothing that I can think of at the moemnt, and thats my hot pink cargo pants... but I cant wear them because I have to wear tracksuit pants... in which I have a choice between my brown pants or my black pants... my brown pants absorb more water so I leaning towards black... black is not pink... haha blink or plack... haha... plack... thats a funny word... Maybe I can buy pink face paint... And wisdom teeth hurt...