On the bus on the way home today, one stop before mine and Eileen's this lady stopped her car in the middle of the highway and got on the bus... "Excuse me bus driver sir... but I need to see if my son is on this bus..." "erm... okay..." "BEN ... see, he sometimes takes this bus... BEN BEN ARE YOU ON HERE?? MUMMY CAME TO PICK YOU UP BECAUSE SHE LOVES YOU... BEN HONEY..." *a bright red seventeen year old guy gets up* "OH BEN THERE YOU ARE... MUMMY LOVES YOU, SHE BOUGHT YOU SOME CREAM FOR THAT LITTLE PROBLEM, COME ON NOW, INTO THE CAR..." yeah... ever heard a bus load of people crack up laughing?? and on another note of dumb things said... eileen's brother's girlfriend called up and left a message on their answering machine that eileen played to me... "RICK... erm... rick im horny... i think im having an erection, i love you and your erotic haircut... i need you now, this erection feels good" and so on and so fourth for 5mins... yeah... a twelve year old girl having an "erection" worries me...