Last time I checked werent catholic churches meant to be poverty-stricken... well... according to the bible at least they are...
My cousin and I spend this entire evening wondering what item is the biggest waste of money out of all the new things this new priest has bought.
+12 security cameras
+a big t.v outside the church that is showing whats going on inside the church
+a grand piano
+a computer screen that ravells out of the roof and shows crappy powerpoint slide-shows
+the crystal salt and papper shakers that are now being used as wine flasks (dont ask why...)
Im going to Detour with Babs and Eileen tomorrow... oh god, Barbara was completely off it on the phone tonight
(E= eileen, B= babs K= me)
E:"Sarah Jessica Parker is a whore"
B:"No, shes sexual"
E:"Babs, are you implying that your gay??"
B:"Im sexual"
K:"why do you keep saying that??"
B:"Cause im sexual"
E:"does anyone have to train timetable?"
K:"I can get it on the internet"
B:"Its sexual"
K:"Shut up babs"
B:"Your un-sexual"
E:"My god... is there a 1:30 train?"
K:"1:35"
E:"...okay"
B:"Thats a sexual time"
E:"Hang on, have to get my pasta"
B:"Pasta is soo sexual"
K:"Why do you keep saying that??"
B:"Because im sexual"
On another note... my tongue keeps getting in the way of my teeth... so my tongue hurts
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