Listening to: Crossfade - The Deep End
Feeling: awake
Abstract Logic: 1. See definition two. 2. See definition one.
Abundance: Big party held in a bakery.
Acoustic: What you play pool with.
Adultery: Putting yourself in someone else's position.
Aftermath: Period following algebra.
Air pollution: Mist demeanor.
Alarm clock: Machine that scares the daylights into people without kids.
Alas: Early Victorian for ‘Oh Hell’
Algebra: What the Little Mermaid wears.
Alimony: 1) Fee for name-dropping. 2) Bye now, pay later. 3) Bounty after the mutiny. 4) The high cost of leaving. 5) The billing without the cooing.
Alone: What the bank leaves you.
Alphabet: Fifty percent of a wager.
All: A cooking or mechanical lubricant in the south.
Allure: See Debate.
Debate: What lures de fish.
Amoebit: Amoeba/rabbit cross able to multiply and divide at the same time.
Anomaly: My typical custom. “Anomaly don’t read this stuff.â€
Apparent: One's mother or father.
Aquarium: Interactive television for cats.
Arachnoleptic Fit: The frantic dance performed just after accidentally walking through a spider web
Arbitrator: A cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonald's.
Armadillo: 1) Possum on the half-shell. 2) Texas speed bump.
Armageddon: I am getting. ie. Armageddon tard o' this already.
Aromatic: Automatic longbow.
Arson: Not ar daughter.
Arrays: What you demand from your boss.
Aspiration: Butt sweat.
Atheism: 1) A deep religious faith in the non-existence of God. 2) A non-prophet organization.
Atlas: Finally
Attitude: Surfer's contraction for "A Breast Man".
Audiophile: Stereotype.
Authorize: What writers see with.
Automobile: A four-wheeled vehicle that runs up hills and down pedestrians.
Avail: A piece of cloth hiding a woman's face.
Avoidable: What a bullfighter does.
Assertions, as advanced abstractions, alter actions. Actions ascertain an aggressive anima, or alternatively, admirable attributes. Actions also animate and alter authentic affections. The active articles among abstraction and action are assertions. Acceptable assertions are abiding, accomplished, admirable, altruistic and absolutely appealing.
More to come at a later date...
Till next time
Donald
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