What is it with our
reproductive systems?

Feeling: pooped
hanging out
down the street
the same old things
we did last week
not a thing to do
but down to you
woooooh, yeah!
hello wisconsin!
Congratulations to Brokeback Mountain for winning Best Director, Best Original Score, and Best Adapted Screenplay on Sunday's Oscars. Crash should be flushed down the toilet. Hehehe... Today was like, the most disgusting one in my entire life. I know, I'm studying a medical course. I should know disgusting. But today was really different. Looking through the microscope, scanning some guy's semen for sperm cells. I mean, yuck. Even the mere thought made me wanna throw up. It's pretty strange now, looking at the slide. It looks nasty, it smells nasty...it's just plain nasty! And yet I still don't know what moron would volunteer to jack off. It's natural because they're guys of course. Everything pretty much makes them horny. And now that throbbing pain in my belly I'm feeling right now...having the time of the month really sucks. This dysmenorrhea thingy always makes me go straight home... But do congratulate me now...I've got me back! Yay!
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