THOSE WHO READ THIS I WANT TO UNDERSTAND THAT THIS IS VERY SERIOUS AND NEEDS ATTENTION THAT IT IS VERY SACRED TO ME AND ALL SHOULD PRAISE ME FOR FORGIVENESS BEFORE READING IT!@ ahem* i will now tell the story of the boy who cried wolf! it goes something like this... Once apoun a time there was a big big house, covered with layers and layers of jelly beans. Sooo many jelly beans that everyone would come for mile just to have a chance to eat the magical beans. In the house lived not one but 7 little children all dressed in pink skirts and blue tennis shoes. One day tht oldest boy thouht it would be a good idea to go the store to by some food becase all they had to eat was carboard cerial box cut outs that made them giggle as they walked. But anyway, the oldest boy was named Ufffgh. He wasn't the brightest boy probably because he named himself and well, Ufffgh isn't a very smart name. He he said fuck that goddamn house, and left to go to the store as i said earlier. He hopedon his f-12 degrassed mamma launcher and flew all the way to town to the store where he crash landed into a old womans cleavage. There he found a kingdom of little red smurfs called crabs, and garfunkle. He lived with the people for 1000 years learning all of there ways and breeding with there wild wild women ( a.k.a Marsha the blue footed grapefruit). He became all powerful from everyone liking him so he became god to the people and made the universe in the palm of his shoe, and so i say this he never bought anything , or had anything to do with the store. This story makes no sense and i'm probably high right now... so why the fuck are you reading this???