Funniest thing ever! I went to burger king with Scott and Nicole tonight because I didn't feel like cooking anything and there was this rediculous poser wannabe at the counter trying to order hash browns, here's how it went: "What up ol' man, let me git a big ass bag of hizash brizowns, and herr up dawg." It was damn pathetic actually because the old man was like, "What the hell are hizzie brizzies?" I almost pissed myself laughing so damn hard! What the hell is a hizzie brizzie? HA HA HA HA HA! Crap that's good stuff. So the whole ride home Scott kept trying to imitate and it was pretty damn funny, stupid poser. Anyways, pretty damn good day today, in fact, I'm in a pretty damn good mood right now, damn damn damn damn...that word seems to like me! On a serious note though, I was washing clothes this morning and I was bleaching a load of whites, little did I know Rick's red (and I mean RED) Kragen shirt was in the washer snug under the big white thing where I couldn't see it, now I have a shit load of pink socks and skibbies! That should make a good impression when "she" gets here, "Hey baby, have you ever done it with a guy who wears pink skibbies? Oh yeah!" Jesus, I'm a little hyper right now. Well...hmmm...I guess I...no...that wouldn't work...maybe I'll...no it's too dark out...then I will...don't want to get caught...ahhhhh. I will take the ranger for a ride, that'll be nice this time of night. See you all in the funny papers! Remember...love peace and chicken grease, I'm out!