Weekend summary

Friday. spent time at school with... er, everyone. they played some card game, many sexual annuendos inbetween free time, sat around waiting when to leave. then we left to go to the movies... ryan's still a shitty driver. but i'm alive so y'know.. that's a plus. sometimes. ashley and i played with the other drivers on the highway. meaning we made faces at them, sent them signs, that sort of thing. then at a red light we had a nice conversation with a trucker, kind of creepy. we proceeded to drive to the movies, we arrived, watched the movie in all good and fun, went to get pizza. now heres where it gets interesting. somehow, caleigh ended up convincing phil to wear her lovely coat and put make up on him. now when i get one of those pictures, and i WILL. someone is bound to ask, "and how much were you all drinking?" and i will reply solemnly "that's the sad thing, we were all sober" went back to ashley's, blah blah blah... Saturday screwed around at ashley's house somemore (And Ryan: what i mean by screwed around is............................) ahm... went home, went to tiffanys, procratinated homework, talked, talked more....just kept talking. about soooo many things. tiffany and i are going to try living together for a little while next summer. we want to test our limits before we try and kill one another. went to bed. sunday had the most fucked up dream. in it my parents had adopted 3 korean childern, all siblings, but they didn't know how to do anything properly. i had to teach them to wipe the "american" way... wtf is in my head? then somehow my dream skipped to tiffany and i going to see this college, only the college ended up being an indoor waterpark. yeah... and so we were walking around and tiffany hated it because she hated water apparently. we were in the locker room, with naked woman. but before we got to the locker room there were dinosaurs. yes dinosaurs. i hung onto the "tiger" dinosaur so the "big" dinosaur wouldn't eat me... anyways... we made our way through the locker room and somehow the girls locker room led to the boys locker room with half naked men all standing about and whipping towels at one another... then tiffany was mad about something. she said she didn't want to go back onto the bridge. and i was all like "cool! a bridge?" and then we crawled up this rope bridge and then i got all pissed off because i was somehow in my bathing suit... o.O then i woke up and i felt like shit. wheee... then tiffany and i and company all headed down to the renanasance festival. rainancaince. fuck if i know how to spell it. but yeah... it was fun. it started raining and my darling friend tiffany quoted from a book "Melaria! you look like a drowned rat." then she looked at me, and smiled. bitch. yeah it was fun... now i'm home, still procrastinating. words of wisdom for the day: Be the boss, choose your sauce.
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i was actually implying on raiding the frig... lol get your mind out of the gutter... yeah your dreams are a bit on the scary side but yes amusing...
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