That fat bastard. My brother, Paul, devoured a whole Fresh Cream Scone with extra jam! Well I guess I ate five of the six sausage rolls, and 1/3 of a chocolate birthday cake! Anyway, I'm still hungry. I just worked out that I could buy three hundred and sixty sausage rolls with the money I have left in the bank. Enough about food anyway. The reason I was a pig today was that I got Jessie a fat filled chocolate birthday cake for her birthday, and brought it into school. We ate it in a JCB team... they didn't mind... as long as we gave them some. Something terrible has just hit me! Over the next week I've gotta be a little anerexic bitch to wear away that fat filled sugery goodness. It's horrible!