Today I've decided to tell you all some fascinating evil squirrel and pigeon encounters. (my days have been very boring and i haven't been able to update because the site was down) Attack of the Pigeons: About a year ago in December, I was on my way to school starting with a bad morning. I missed my stop on the train and had to switch trains again to go back one stop. It was snowing when I got out. Hard. I hate the snow. Then my umbrella broke. I was walking along the block of my school when I saw a group of pigeons eating bread. I was like, oh okay I'll just walk right past them. Noo. Not with out one of them flying into the back of my head. Oh yes. It hurt. Later that day I went to enjoy a peaceful lunch in the basketball court(no one was playing) when all of a sudden, some old lady decides to throw bread @ the pigeons. I scream and get the hell out of there. I haven't had any attacks since then. Monkeys: Don't get me wrong, these fabulous fun loving creatures are awesome...but they have an evil side. For new year's I went to barbados and went around there, of course. We found a zoo like place with different kinds of monkeys! I was excited. So here we are in the pathway and we see a baboon/monkey looking thing. My mom, always exploring, took a coconut fruit thing and threw it to the monkey. She expected it to break on the floor. It really broke on top of his head. It made this war call scream and it jumped across the fence and came after my mom. I was standing beside my mom and we ran like no tourists ever ran before. We were safe. No one was harmed. Strange Squirrels: When I used to live in california, in our old old house, our back yard always had squirrels in it. I was like..7 and i was such an animal lover. I saw a squirrel and was like OOo! So i went out side and brought out one of my dad's pistachios w/o the shell. I walked really slow towards him. He didn't move away, or he didn't notice me. When i got close he heard me, squeaked and jumped at me. I screamed and ran and saw him run up the tree. He was quivering his tail and making strange noises at me. That squirrel must not like pistachios. I'll make a real entry tomorrow. Hey, these stories are better than going on forever about how boring my day was. Until then!!!! <3