Yo mama's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to makeup her mind. Yo mama's so stupid, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl. Yo mama's so fat, the shadow of her butt weighs 50 pounds. I like big butts and I can not lie You other brothers can't deny That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waste And a round thing in your face You get sprung, wanna pull up tough 'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed Deep in the jeans she's wearing I'm hooked and I can't stop staring Oh baby, I wanna get wit'cha And take your picture Yo mama's so fat, I had to take a train and two busses just to get on her good side. Yo mama's so stupid, she tripped over a cordless phone. Yo mama's so stupid, when the computer said "Press any key to continue", she couldn't find the 'Any' key. Yo mama's so ugly, she has to trick or treat over the phone. Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks Taco Bell is a Mexican phone company. Yo mama's so stupid, she failed a blood test. Yo mama's so fat, when I tried to drive around her, I ran out of gas. Yo mama's so stupid, she told me to meet her at the corner of "Walk" and "Don't Walk." ummmmmm....that's all i got.. ~*~*~*~val~*~*~*~