evil Traci Traci oh traci is such a huge slob we all know wut is her favorite job making lives miserable for all of us i wish she would get hit by a bus! her yellow green teeth makes her look like a poops her buk teeth and afro makes her reflection go "oops" if she walks off a cliff i'll celebrate oh when will she go? i just cant wait! (by me valerie) I wrote a list: I wrote a list about you, everything i like and hate, ill read the list to you, and the bad news i will break. The thing is its one sided, theres only one colume not two, even though your slow, stay with me, dont get confused. See I wrote out everything about u ,true as can be,and i read it to my family and we all agree . I wrote out everything about you,the descisions right as fate, because all the things about you are listed under hate! (by best friend soso) Why oh why? Why must you be here, why must stay why cant you just plain go away, why cant you leave us all alone, why cant you go find yourself a new home, is it really that hard to make friends for you, is it because your a cheap pile of poo. Guys wont date you, women hate you, children think your scary, is it because you look at them, or are you just to hairy? You give us all nightmares, and squemish thoughts, you make us all afraid, if I could find someone nice and cool, to her, with you i would trade. So tell me right now, answer it quick, why would I rather date a stick? Or jump in the pool wearing a rock, or even eat all my socks,and even be eaten by a shark,why cant you answer lil miss fart. Are you ashamed or are you afraid, that the real truth is your a pain. You ruin all our live and then some, Im deciding to take you hostige and not leave a ransom. Your old worthless and your gay, and plus its not like anyone would care anyway! (by best friend soso) ODE TO THE ONE I HATE MOST: The looks of an aardvark, the color of snow, this is a person unfortunately you know, she smells like smoke and talks like a yak, and always annoys us with her *talks and chats* She smiles like a polar bear,she looks like a duck, her evil looks make us shout yuck! Her teeth are fake and slimy yellow, she eats like a cow, and wobbles like jello. Shes old, wobbly and unsightly fat, and she has the reflexes of a drunken cat Her skin is pale ande icy cold, her hair and breathe smells like mold, Not even a desperate mongoose would date her, if were lucky she'll be eaten by a gator, Her evil cackle and her nasiating choice for fashion, is not even the beginning of hating her with a passion, shes ugly, and old, moldy and cold,nasty ,and evil too,Oh how I desperately hate that friggen pile of poo! So here is an award and a gesture to,the biggest pile of unsightley poo! So I salute you traci for the truth i hurled, for being the most hated person in the whole entire world! (by best friend soso) you,the gross one to you, the gross one! the one who's fat and weighs a ton! to you, the gross one! to you, the stupid thing! the thing that thinks 2+2=3! I only wish you would leave! to you the stupid one! to you the ...... freak! you look like a beaver with those buk teeth! to you the.....freak! (i bet you couldn't stay clean for a week!) to you the freak..... (by me valerie) (that poem is so stupid)