This sucks...in a good way

Listening to: Sum 41
Feeling: adventurous
Heh...I may be stupid...or I may be a genius...I guess I'll find out when I give her the present now won't I...let's see...she says "You can only get me a present if it's under $10. If it's more than that I'll kill you." ...Oops...well I guess that means I better fill out my will and say my last good-byes...heh, well the teddy bear cost $9.95...but the box it's holding cost much, MUCH more...so what do you guys think a blue topaz necklace will make her do to me?? If I had my guess I'd better be ready to run when she opens the box...I'd probably also need to contact the witness protection program...I hear they are really good at changing the identities of people in trouble...but at least she'll be glad...glad enough to at least say thank-you after she's tears me limb from limb...
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