Ahhh Boredom

Playing online poker...insomnia...work at 8:30am...common sense left me hours ago for the whole "you need rest so you can work" thing... Who wants Trident?! I DO, I DO! (wow, I am going insaine...) Ok, ok....calm down...that pot of green tea probably got you all wired like a frat house with cable internet and no porn filter. (Yep, insaine) Soooo, what's on the menu? Going to do my final for my class tomorrow night and turn in my last programming assignment. I have now taken basic programming 3 times and once was actually in college, so NOW it counts for credit that I know somehting. Go figure, gotta pay the man to prove you know things. Anyways, going on a float trip to the southern area of the state with my buddy that got married recently. Seems he needs a good man weekend full of beer and camping and floating down a little river while trying to not tip over the little $15 canoe you rented do that you don't loose your floating cooler of that godly intoxicating liquor that gives you less-common sence. (Well, not saine, but at least I can laugh at myself!) Had an ambition today, think I am going to start another journal on paper and later post it up. I bet myself that I could fill up about 20 pages with odd random thoughts that may make good material for stand-up comedy. If I can do that, I am going to try to get into an open mic night at a club or something. Try my hand at comedy. I think I can be pretty funny. Sometime my posts are funny, I think.... I dunno...support me here... I feel drunk, naked and drunk. Oh, and insaine......just lie to me and then you can read when I fail and mope around drinking heavily.
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I can actually see you becoming a stand up comedian. Stanford and Sons has open mic night sometimes. Oh and don't forget to put you clothes and stuff in big sandwhich bags so they stay dry if you and your friend decide to tip the boat over.
*blinks* damn.. I leave state for a week and a half and youre already in the naked and drunk stage! lol - Michele
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