YAY CORPORATE AMERICA!

Listening to: SomaFM www.somafm.com
Feeling: bubbly
Hheehe, bubbly....in my tummy Anyways, just got back from a weened where I drove to Collumbia to spend a day, then have to rush back to make it to a 9 am meeting at work. I hate these meetings. All they do is review our sales goals, how we are not meeting our margin goal to make money, and then we sit and watch the head members of the company poorly read these pre-written speaches about what each department in the company is going to do different, and then not do them. I mean, in the past year, the company has spent over 40 million on this new revitalizing plan to spur new interest and growth in our company. They should have named it "Operation: Copy-The-Other-Guy" or even "A Day Late, 40 Million Dollars Short." Check out this new slogan "CompUSA We Got it. We get it." Now, if we already got it, what the hell are we getting it for? You already got it! Damn, you're greedy. That's like "I'm finished. Let me finish now." DUUUURRRRRRR! Sad thing is, they paid some guy a nice salary to sit in a discussion group with some other people to think about that. I mean, really think about that. I wish I got paid to do that. I mean, it takes me 5 seconds to look at it and make fun of it. I get some great ideas sometimes. I should apply my talents to something that is more productive and could better our state of life...or maybe I will go eat something and forget I said that until later on. But, at the end of the meeting they did say they had some good news...we're all switching to Geico. To that, I stood up and uninated on the table. Because, I got it. I get it. Ah well, I got paid. And if I keep my smart ass comments to myself, I'll get paid. I think I understand that phrase now. "Shut up and do your job." That's what it means...ahhh. I'm in a big red ship and it's trying to sink itself on a big blue Best Buy iceberg. ...Full speed ahead...
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*smiles* You have such a way with words...especially when you're ranting. Are you still working on that notebook of stand-up comic ideas?