This isn't the beginning so I won't call it that, For the beginning was years ago When first i came into this world Kicking and screaming-- Maybe my exit will be a little more graceful. But here's where we're picking up, You old fart, Reading this you must need bifocals. Lucky for you-Me-my words were always large and semi-meaningful-- At least to us they were. So welcome to the mind of a teenaged adolescent And now when you wonder and look back and ask "What was I thinking?!" You'll have the answer here, I'll keep you clued in. Welcome back to a version of your former self. Do you remember what this feels like? .Your Former Self.