Dog SHit

Wel let me tell you about my daY:!I come home from school and i put my bag down then i go to the garage to let my dog out cuz he sleeps in his kennel there when we go to go.So i go in the and it smells RANK and i mean RANK!! it's like you go in there and dog pop and this bitter smell sweep over you! i run back in the house and change my clothes i feel soo bad for him i'ma bout to cry but i don't i go back inside the house and start calling everybody in my family that could have tocuhed him this morning and they all say they didn't feed him anything..So i figured out that he had diarreha and he puked in there so guess how has to clean him and the kennel up! ME ME ME...so i cleaned it up...wearing gloves of course.and so as the story goes i end up having to clean the kitchen as well and i was Freaking pissed i thought i could have made up know cuz words Well i got to go now ..::sniffle::..
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Sup you frisky shit? Well, get out your condoms cause Mr. Cameraman with no leg fat is comin at you, and I'm sure it's not your 75 cent cookie that he wants, no, no. HE WANTS YOUR BODY SAM!

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[Anonymous]
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[Anonymous]
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[Anonymous]
ok no one cares about ur dog shit and throw up ok... why dont u try comparing that to eating an ice cream cone with cow shit in it? hmm can u top that
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