yup, as the title says...but not at the same time
i forgot to say here that i came out to my parents about a month ago. My mum too it well, but my dad......not really
anyways, heres my story of yesterday (sat)
soooooooooooooooooooooooooo woke up this morning and felt fine, 10 mins later, not so fine
so i'm standing in the loo and think i'm gunna be sick (rare for me) so i grab the closest thing i can...which happens to be a big shiny glass bowl. and you know when you get a headrush and you see like lil black dots? it was that. Everywhere, so i couldn't see shizzle all. so, next thing i know i hear the glass bowl smash without knowing i'd let go of it, say "oh crap" and then...wake up. wedged between the wall and the toilet. yuuuuummy.
and (impressive part here) i broke the toilet seat clean in two, now thats a solid head! so i was surrounded by glass which i'd landed in but even when i put all my weight on my hands to get up, i couldnt feel it.
so i finally got up and had lovely blood everywhere...sexaay
so off i go, whisked to the hospital, got tested for diabetes
the nurse seemed a little disappointed when it tested negative.
got a doctor who did NOT seem convinced when i said i hadn't been drinking lol.
and when they got all the blood out of my hair aparrently it turned bright pink, i wish it had stayed like that!
so they glued me back up, coz the cut wasn't really worth having just 2 stitches.
sooo i'm home, feeling nice and dappy but sharp, i've got a lovely cut on my head and leg, and i've reaaaaally hurt my coxic (last vertebra thingy...see i know my stuff) so when i stand up or sit down it's followed by an "ow"
and what was the first thing i said when i got up off the floor....
"oh fuck"
fucking typical!!!!!
and whats gross? i'm not allowed to wash my hair for 5 days...
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