Riding Around With Retards

by loserx on February 28th 2004, 12:00AM

Feeling: intrigued

Hello all my interniet junkies, and how do you fare this fine February evening? I must say I'm doing pretty well, and how bout this weather? It's nice being able to ride around with the windows down...I hate the winter! It's especially fun when you're riding around with retards! Which is exactly what I do at work. It's the job of my dreams, I tell you! Actually it's pretty cool. I get an hour paid lunch and shit...all I really do is take mentally challnged supported and independent living clients to doctors appointments and grocery shopping and shit. And make sure they're bathing and shit...LOL. Some of these people are fuckin' out there man...they range from bipolar to OCD and then to schizzo...they're fun to talk to =) Me and my co-worker walked into one guy's apartment...there was about 75 boxes of letter envelopes on the kitchen table...probably about 2,000 letters that have never been sent to anyone, all neatly addressed and enveloped...and in the corner beside the TV, there was a stack of about 50 VCR pornos...LOL...this guy is a fuckin' weirdo man! I guess you'd have to be one warped motherfucker to like this job...but I love it. Cause I'm a lazy bastard, and I don't really do shit at work. It's easier than layin' on the couch watching TV at my house...but that's only because my Dad is fucking loony... Anyways...I'm over here at Jen's uncles babysitting, and we have to take the kids to feckin' McDonald's cause they've been good all day...bleh...but if I were them, I'd want some fuckin' Arby's, not some shitty ass McDonalds! =) Right on...! But I guess I've got to roll...(heehee, "roll") I shall write more later.... Peace.

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Hey bitch. I don't like the kids that much to take them to Arby's! =) Sorry this is such a bore, but I figured someone who loves me and is close to me should feel the same agony as I do! Love ya, Mean it!

[Anonymous]

here is my two-cents and a nickel, so HA. so do i need to comment to both now, i didn't know you had multiple personalities.
than again, maybe you don't know it either.
our colors almost match, how nice.
i'm rambling, sorry.
babysitting is for the brave, i know this well.
i think i'll comment on the other diary now.
This is alex by the way.
rock on you wild thang.

[onedeath]

*coughs* Opps. I meant to write something in the last one... I am just... sort of -out of it- and clicked on the signed note thingymajig. Yay me!
Babysitting sucks. I use to have to watch my cousins everyday... -brats- spoiled rotten lil brats they are. Worse than me. =-/ McDonald's ownz, man! So does duck tape. Duck tape like... kicks McDonald's ass! Duck tape is the answer to all of our problems that may occur in our lifetime. Trust me. I know!

well if you're tom and not jenn and i'm still alex, than it's mighty awkward that i called you wild thang. i'd think about that more if i felt like thinking.
so "not sure what jenn would call you" guy, i think i will call you big t, although the t would be pronounced T.
yeah i think i forgot what i even came here to really say.
rock on with the penis lovin.

Sounds like lots of fun.Hmmm maybe I should do that as my line of work hehehee

[wickedtigress]

Baby I love you very much. But I would like to know where the hell are you at? You said you were goin to Jackie's and well umm no one has heard from you! Where are you I"m worried!

hmm yes i guess big t is a good name. does have a kind of porn ring to it.
don't mean to bother, but updating is an under-rated activity.
that jenn, well she sure is a thunder cat and such.
may you be strong...
rock on.

well, it's good to know that someone out there isn't afraid of a little c'roach torture. good ideas you have. i don't know of any worse fate then the fate of being abandoned at a 7-11 with fiends, damn fiends!